Get pranked, it is only the second best holiday!

Last year I pretended to be an atheist LGBT supporter, and now I need new material. I considered several ideas for an April Fools chapter this year, including:

-Getting signed to play Overwatch for the New York Excel (see last chapter for more information, you casual).
-Face reveal but instead of my face it's a plush Kirby.
-Converting to the Church of Gaiman and reading "verses" from American Gods.

However, after a lengthy 12 seconds of pondering, I realized that none of these convoluted ideas would sufficiently prank anyone. I realized that the most effective way to prank a person would be to make a perfectly normal chapter, defying anyone's expectations on this supposedly humorous day.

So here you go. A perfectly normal chapter. No tricks, no pranks, no bamboozles. I hope you've been sufficiently tricked, pranked, and bamboozled. I win.

Tune into my next chapter where I document my new life as a Gaimanologist Overwatch Player who represents the NYXL and looks like Kirby.

Love and Peace,
Arkada