i honestly don't fucking know if that joke has been made before

but like,, here's mordecai just leaning on rigby cus rigby's short as fuck

i was about to make rigby have the splatoon thing

but i remembered there was a phrase or like,, a description somewhere that said if the person has heavy ass fucking bags,, they look like a raccoon and so i was like

"oh shit... my version of rigby would fucking be a nerdy ass bitch and stay up all night playing games if he wanted to or had the chance to and so he wouldn't get fucking sleep"

and yeah,, he has heavy ass bags instead of the signature splatoon eye mask thing (don't know what they're called, please don't kill me)

honestly i kinda wanna make things with these versions of mordecai and digby

by "versions" i mean how i want them to be??

since they're on a cartoon for teens/kiddos they have to restrict the level of edginess/inappropriateness for them kiddies

but i would like these guys to be like those friends who'll just like scream "HEY SHITHEAD,, GET YOUR FUCKING FATASS HERE AND HELP ME CLEAN MY SHIT UP" across the hallway and it'd be the most fucking normal thing to them

and these two would act a bit more gay-er/more skin-ship

not because i ship them (okay... maYBe i do a bit) but because guys who're comfortable enough with both each other and comfortable with their sexualities would do that and i feel like they're those kind of friends

also digby in my version would have glasses bc he's fucking blind as shit and need help

also a headcanon is that mordecai would wake up super fucking early to do his hair so that digby doesn't fucking call him gay and rush the fuck out of him while he does his hair