"Hello, Noona. I have a good news for you but I'm not sure how you are going to take it" he starts

"If it's good news of course I'll be happy, what happened?"

"You're going to be a mother, I am pregnant with your child"

"Jungkook, where the fck are you?" She asks dropping the groceries on the living room floor

"I promise, it's your child. I never looked at anyone else, I only love you" the boy says in a teary voice

"Jungkook, you're a guy, you can't be pregnant " She screams through the phone,

"But I have been trying to poop, nothing happened. I only puked and I keep puking and I have a biiiiig belly too"

"Ggukie, where are you?"  She asks, trying to contain patience

"In the bathroom "

"Where is the bathroom?" Taeri grits

"Near the balcony "

"What area, what road Jungkook where is Taehyung and Jimin?"

" Jimin phabo is in the lobby with girl, Tae is smoking some weird machine "

"Don't go out if the washroom, stay where you are."  She says knowing well enough, if he goes out, he may warn the others to run away

" Hurry up, Noona. I think my water just broke" he cries

"JUNGKOOK SHARE ME YOUR DAMN LOCATION" she screams

And the call cuts with soon a neigh a location of a local convenience store

°°°°
"I'll shove that vape up your ass you motherfcker" Taeri yells pulling Taehyung's ear

"Ouuuuch, but my mother ris your mother" he cries

"Wait till their back from the tour, I'll make sure mum doesn't let you have your phone or your games the rest of the year" she says snatching his phone and the vape

"And Jimin, give me your phone right now"  she says looking at Jimin

"I- Noona I dropped my phone in the toilet yesterday " Jimin says looking full on panicked

"And Jimin, I'm calling Mrs. Park right now or I'm calling police" she warns

"Here b- but Tae was the one who printed fake IDs "

[Yes, they were still 18 both of them. Aside from the 16 year old Jungkook but none of them were 19, the Korean drinking age ]

"Hello, Mrs. Park, can you please come to^^^^^^^. Thank you"

"Now where is that brat?" Taehyung says

"Yeah, I'm sure Jungkook called her here" Jimin says

"NOONA, you're here. The mother of my child" Jungkook yells popping out if a bathroom stall

"JUNGKOOK, YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT and I'm not the mother of your child" Taeri's breath escalates

"Don't be angry, I didn't cheat on you"

"She's not dating you, dumbass" Taehyung says smacking Jungkook's head

"Don't hit him," Taeri says to Tae

"Gimme your phone, Ggukie" She says after

"Here" he hands her with a big pout, sad that the mother of his unborn child thinks his pregnancy is a joke

"I'll my child jeon, I wouldn't name him after you. You dont even have faith in me" Jungkook cries

"Jungkook, calm down, you're not pregnant. You don't have a womb, that's where childrens are held in ones belly" she says, running her finger your his stomach

The boy closes his eyes for a moment, freaking out at his reaction she takes her hands back to herself

"Your stomach doesn't have a womb, so you can't carry a child. So ther Eid only food in your stomach " she says sighing

"Oops" he says looking down, knowing now he was dumb a moment ago

"Hello, Mrs. Jeon"

......

"You're out of the city again? "

And so Taeri doesn't tell Jungkook's mom about this, his mother one of the directors of Jeonsoft so she cant be bothered to know what her son is up to

°°°°

After Taeri reported the shop for not checking student IDs properly, it was now time to go home

Mrs. Park dragged her son home already.

It was now Jungkook and Taehyung

"Tae, get in the car" And Taehyung wordlessly does that

"Jungkook, you too" she says

"Can you carry me?" he pouts

"Jungkook, you're 5 foot 9. I'm only 5 foot 5, I can't carry you" she says

"Then I'll carry you, " he says taking her up bridal style

"Jungkook, put me down " she screams

"Okay, " he says only putting her down at the driver's seat

"Looks like the karate training is paying off" Taehyung grunts

That's Taeri after the call