It's My Candy Store
Dear Diary,
It's been three weeks since I became friends with the Populars.
Actually, friends isn't the right word. It's more like the Populars are people I work with. And our job is being popular and stuff.
I shut my diary as the bell rang. Our first class was just about to start. I went to my locker to get my stuff.
"Hey, (Y/n)."
I turned to see Raps and Cassandra standing behind me.
"Hey!"
"You really do look beautiful these days." Rapunzel gave a small smile.
"Aw, thank you. But it's still the same me underneath."
"Are you sure?" Cass raised an eyebrow.
"Oh, look I'm- I'm really sorry that I flaked on you last week. I've just- I've had a lot going on." I stuttered with an apologetic look.
"We get it. You're with the Populars now. That's exciting." Raps reassured me.
"It's whatever, but we'll hang out soon, I promise."
And that was when Kiera decided to show up.
"(Y/n)! Stalyan says to haul your rear to the table."
"How very." was all I could say before she strutted away. I followed behind, giving a quick wave to Cass and Raps.
"(Y/n)! I need a forgery in Eugene Fitzherbert's handwriting." Stalyan said, "You'll need something to write on. Kiera, bend over."
The aforementioned Popular did as instructed. I felt a tinge of sorrow for her, but place a notepad Catalina handed to me on her back and began to write what Stalyan said.
"Hello, beautiful. I've been watching you and thinking about us in the old days. I hope you can come to my homecoming party this weekend. Miss you, Eugene." she said, then added, "Oh, put an 'XO' after the signature."
"What's this for anyway?" I asked.
"I just found out that Eugene used to hang out with Rapunzel." Stalyan said.
"Yeah, we all did in kindergarten." I replied.
"We all didn't kiss on the kickball field." Kiera pointed out.
"Oh, I remember that. Eugene kissed Rapunzel. It was disgusting." Catalina added softly.
"Perfect!" Stalyan smirked, taking the note.
"Please, don't do this! Not to Rapunzel!" I grabbed the note out of her hands.
"What are you doing?" Stalyan questioned.
"It's not fair!"
"Come on! She'll be kissing her pillow for weeks. It'll be hilarious." Kiera laughed slightly.
"Shut up, Kiera."
"Sorry, Stalyan."
"She's liked Eugene for, like, twelve years."
"Are we gonna have a problem? You got a bone to pick?" Stalyan questioned, "You've come so far. Why, now, are you playing all these tricks? I'd normally slap you're face off, and everyone here could watch." she gestured to the lunchroom full of students, "But I'm feeling nice. Here's some advice. Let's kick it up a notch."
~Transporting you to musical land. Where people sing for absolutely no reason, and it's a bit weird...~
Suddenly music started playing. Or at least I think so. Weird...
And then they started singing. More weirdness...
(A/n: I'm too lazy to type who sings what, so yeah. Sorry...)
"I like,"
"Looking hot, buying stuff they cannot."
"I like,"
"Playing hard, maxing dad's credit card."
"I like,"
"Skipping gym, scaring her, kissing him."
"I like,"
"Killer clothes,"
"Kicking nerds in the nose."
"If you lack the gall, you can go play dolls, let your mommy fix you a snack."
"Woah!"
"Or you could come see what it's like to be me, in my Porsche with the quarterback."
"Woah, woah, woah!"
"Honey whatchya waitin' for? Welcome to my candy store. It's time for you to prove you're not a loser anymore, and step into my candy store."
"Guys fall at your feet,
"Pay the check,"
"Help you cheat."
"All you have to do is say goodbye to Shamoo."
"That freaks not your friend, I can tell in the end,"
"If she had a shot, she would leave you to rot."
"'Course if you don't care, fine go braid her hair. Maybe Sesame Street is on."
"Woah!"
"Or forget that creep,"
"And get in my Jeep,"
"Let's go tear up someone's lawn!"
Keira took the note, handed it to Rapunzel, and pointed in the direction of Eugene. Probably telling her that he said to give it to her. I felt a sickening in the pit of my stomach.
"Woah, woah, woah!"
"Honey whatchya waitin' for? Welcome to my candy store. You've just got to prove you're not a loser anymore, and step into my candy store."
"You can join the team,"
"Or you can wine and moan."
"You can live the dream,"
"Or you can die alone."
"You can fly with eagles,"
"Or if you prefer,"
"Keep on testing me and end up like her."
Rapunzel ran up to me.
"Look, (Y/n)! Eugene invited me to his homecoming party!" she said with a dreamy look, "This proves he's been thinking about me!"
"Color me stoked!" I forced a smile. There was no way I could break her poor heart now...
"I'm so happy!" she squealed, then ran off.
"Woah! Honey whatchya waitin for-
"SHUT UP KIERA! -and step into my candy store!"
"It's time for you to prove you're not a loser anymore."
"And step into my candy store.It's my candy store, it's my candy. It's my candy store, it's my candy, it's my candy store, it's my candy store!"
~Now transporting you back to the regular world, where people don't just randomly peer-pressure you into being mean to your friend through song...~
The Populars strutted away, and I went back to sit down and eat my lunch. This was not what was supposed to happen when I asked to sit with them at lunch.
Could it get any worse?
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