CONGRATULATIONS, SHAUN! YOU RUINED AN ENTIRE GOD DAMN HOLIDAY!!!

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Was ruining the entire day worth it because you felt the need to win an argument? Yeah, I didn't think so.

Go fucking kill yourself, Shaun. Only assholes ruin Easter.

Those cuts on your arm don't make you a victim either. They just make you ugly and annoying.

I wish you'd slit your throat with that knife instead. You know how your birthday is in five days? You better not be alive for that day. You don't deserve to turn 17 or celebrate it.