POKEMON FAIZAAN EDITION! *insert pokemon emerald start music*

Say start to continue! *after that person says start*

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WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF FAIZAAN! YOU ARE NOW OFFICIALLY A VICTIM OF FAIZAAN. YOU ARE NOW IMPRISONED IN THE WORLD OF FAIZAAN! IT'S SIMPLE:

1) learn to tolerate faizaan

2) don't try to cheer up faizaan when he's sad

3) love books

4) obey the faizaan Rules

5) if faizaan does something to you don't expect him to ever apologise (unless he's forced to)

6) don't expect faizaan to socialise as much

7) ignore faizaan talking in third person

8) ignore faizaan trying to live ten billion lives at the same time

9) be weird

10) expect faizaan to be a chatter box one second, and the next second, a mute person

11) talk when faizaan tells you to talk or he will take your life with his knife (or he'll disturb you for a long time)