Okay so I OFFICIALLY MADE CRAFTMURDERDESTROY!!!!! So therefore if ANYONE tries to say it is their own then either;
1) They have not read this book
Or
2) THEY ARE A FUDGING JAG!!!

So yeah... Enjoy.

Also (f/f) means Favourite Fandom (Doctor Who, Sherlock Holmes, etc.)

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I can't believe our beloved leader ran away from his Kingdom! He was the most loyal, awesome, and courageous person that anyone knew! He was also my best friend.

FlashBack

I had met him at the town square at the DJ Skellex Festival when I was a teen, (If your not a teen well then shut up and get over it!) my parents were at home since they trusted me not to do anything stupid. I was dancing with a group of school friends when a man staggered over to me. He tried to pull me into an ally but I just pushed him away since he was clearly drunk, he then grabbed me from behind and threw me over his shoulder. I had screamed for someone to help but no one had noticed me due to the loud pepper track that was playing. The man reached an ally and pinned me to the wall, he tried to shove a bunch of pills in my mouth. I fought against him but since the alcohol was in his head he had extra strength. Suddenly, the drunken male was thrown off of me, the pills dropped to the floor and I just stood there. I turned to where the male had been thrown to.

"How dare you try to drug fudging girl!" A blonde haired guard had pinned him to the ground and held a diamond sword to his throat. His hair was really... Sticky-uppy. (Whovian Reference)
"Now scram!" The guard released him and the man ran away.

"T-thanks" I stuttered, trying to get over what happened.

"No prob, are you alright?" I was immediately caught by his bright blue eyes but before he could notice I checked myself to see if I was hurt, I looked at my stomach, which ached a little, and noticed a bloody gapping hole. I collapsed onto the ground, probably from blood loss.

Two Days Later
Lachlan's POV
I had recently helped out this girl with (h/c) hair and glistening (e/c) eyes. She was admitted to hospital the day after she was attacked. She was safe now. I waited in the ward that she was in, she was in a coma but was most likely to recover. I looked over at her sleeping body, she did look beautiful in her peaceful state. She stirred a little, causing me to rush over to her side, her eyes flashed open but snapped shut as she groaned a little. Her eyes opened again and she starred at me as if she was confused.

"Thanks...for the...help." She croaked out.
"Like I said, no problem." I smiled at her, a little surprised that she still hadn't realised that I was the Prince of the CrazyCraft Kingdom. (I don't even know!)

"W-what's you name?"
"Some people call me the CraftBattleDuty but my real name is Lachlan. What's yours?"
"Mine's (y/n)"
"Cool"

End of FlashBack

Lachlan had then told me that he was the Prince of the CrazyCraft Kingdom, I actually didn't believe him but I soon realised that he wasn't kidding. That all happened 4 years ago, Lachlan and I found out that we went to the same school and we also both liked (f/f). But at the beginning of this year Lachlan's Dad or the King died, so Lachlan became our new ruler, since he was 17 it wasn't like he was too young to rule, he had been trained and prepared for the day that he would be king. A little while after he was crowned he was asked to marry someone, he didn't choose anyone however and was forced to marry The Princess of the End. Well... Almost, he ran away from the marriage and the Kingdom was forced into the rule of the End.

The people of the End despised us and treated us like slaves, I ran away from them though, into the Twilight Forest. I had bought my diamond sword and Axe with me and enough food for a month, I could find more food later. I went up to a medium sized tree and began chopping it down.

1 Hour Time Skip

Finally! I've finished making my house, I sorta feel like I'm being watched but I think it's just the forest getting to my head. I walk towards a small clearing full of beautiful flowers. I looked around trying to find the perfect bunch of flowers, stepping carefully over groups of bright colours. In the centre I noticed a large, red rose, I walked towards it and reached down to pick it up. I heard a rope snap before I was suspended from a vine above the rose.

"Oi! If this is some sort of joke it's not very funny!" I yelled at whoever set the trap. A cool chill suddenly filled this forest, I tried to grab my jacket but instead my whole bag fell onto a patch of grass. Great, now I can't get out of this because my sword was also in that bag.

A little after I began sneezing from the cold, but it was only small sneezes that I remember Lachlan laughed at. A chuckle echoed through the area, then sneakers could be heard hitting the soft grass.

"Hello?!" I asked/yelled. I try to swing myself up so I don't get a blood rush, but it was no use so I gave up.

"Oi! I know your there so you may as well help me!" I heard some sort of weapon being unsheathed before I fell to the ground, thankfully not damaging the rose.

"Thanks I guess..." I mumbled before getting up and looking for whoever helped me. No one was in the clearing other than me, I stared at the trees for a second, maybe the person had climbed up one of them.

Nope. No one was there. I grabbed my bag, snatched the rose and began to go back to my house, it wasn't a long way away but when I was about 35 blocks away from it, a sizzle was heard before I was flown forwards and smashed against a tree. I looked around and saw fire coating my house and the trees around it. I immediately got up and ran away from the blazing heat, soon to be stopped by a huge, fiery tree falling in front of me. I turned back around and saw yet another tree fall. Great.. I'm trapped.

"HEY!! CAN ANYONE HEAR ME!!! HELP!!!!" I coughed and wheezed a little, my vision was beginning to fade. I staggered away from the fire before I collapsed.

Time Skip to waking up

"Ugghh, what happened?" I groaned. I jumped up right, realising that I was in a fire. I was in a room with oak wood walls, the floor was red carpet and I was laying in a soft bed with crimson red sheets. I got out of the bed and staggered a little before standing straight. My head suddenly felt like it had broken the record of the worlds biggest hangover, don't ask how I know what a hangover feels like. (I'm sorry, I couldn't help it.) I felt a pair of strong arms cradle my back as I was laid down on the bed

"Thank Notch your awake." I looked up and saw a familiar blue-eyed man, his face had small burn marks on it.

"L-Lachlan? W-hat.. How are y-you here?"

"I ran away, remember..." I remembered seeing him run just before the wedding, he had his hair combed -for once-, his tuxedo had a red rose in it and I remembered thinking 'He looks so handsome.' Many more memories flooded back to me, causing my eyes to tear up. Lachlan held me in a hug whilst I cried on his shoulder. I eventually calmed myself down, well a little at least.

"W-why did you run away. The ender people treat us like slaves." A long pause followed, Lachlan looked away from me as if I was disgusted in him.

"I ran away because I had already had someone to love, she was so beautiful the night I saved her and she will never stop being beautiful. Her (e/c) eyes shined and her (h/l) (h/c) hair always dazzled me." Lachlan held a hand up to my face "That was you (y/n)."

I embraced him in a hug, he kissed my forehead, causing my heart to flutter.

"Oh yeah umm, (y/n) I sorta changed my name, it's CraftMurderDestroy now." He pulled away from the heart melting moment.
"Let me guess, you destroy people's creations and murder them."
"Only if they are cruel, in which case would like to have a little visit to the Ender people's domain." He smiled at me, knowing what I was going to say.

"I'd love to, Lachlan" I pecked him on the lips before he walked hand in hand to take back the Crazy Craft Kingdom.

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Well that was a little cliche don't ya think.