First things first I'm starting to think that Pete's siren magic works in real life because people I just barely met see pictures of him and have what I find to be very startling reactions

Ft. my dude Rachel from art camp

It is beginning to spook me how many times this has happened

To be fair, it was Pastel Pete she was looking at

Btws she is very eager to meet other artists, so follow her on Wattpad and Intsa casimiira she's very good

And if anyone wanted to see more of my friend who is good at art who drew me at camp follow her insta, it's  rosebudgies

Anyway, the reason I've decided to post is because I have done the worst thing probably ever, even worse than all of the other worst things ever

I was bored at work, and as some of you may know, I got a new phone and it is a Samsung.

And I freaked out because I realized that my life ambition could finally be fulfilled.

And what is my life's ambition, you ask?

It was literally just to get Plotagon because it looked so fun but it wasn't compatible with my old phone

You can guess what happened from there

It would appear that I am awful at recreating the babes on Plotagon because I am too cheap to buy any of the extra things

And that obviously lead to more horrible things

And now Maggie's Cafe exists, a horrendous series of Nonalee Sea based short videos full of complete garbage

So have the first five episodes of Maggie's Cafe

Woah be ready for the big finale am I right

I am so ashamed

Kill me please

Remember you are too a real pirate, NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

Smooth sailing!

-Daria