Ugh in between posting these my dude Phoenix forced me out of my house to get some exercise

(Someone remind me to explain that in Towhead)

Since it's stupid to just post two panels of a comic, have these nightmares, better known as

"Nonalee Sea Except But It's Opposite Day"

Basically the dears but the complete opposites of what they really are

Already off to a great start

Basically it's Francis, except Pete

Or Kevin

Horrendous

This was actually just Elliot's original personality before we made him the worst™

The opposite of Darby is a terrifying warmongering barbarian dictator woman

Obviously

Um

So this Pete looks like the stereotypical middle school guidance counselor you see in movies that clearly lived through the 70s and wants you to open up about your feelings and is probably named Darrell

And Dwynwen just somehow turned into one of the real housewives of New Jersey?

And last (and definitely least)

It's Brecky, the ditzy froufrou girly girl and Finnick, now a horrible overconfident misogynistic jerk

...pretty much a very poorly executed production of Grease

Disgusting

Remember, you are too a real pirate, NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

Smooth sailing!

-Daria