"Hi Greece! I was meaning to ask what are your thoughts on Greece x Turkey and Greece x Japan?"

Sup, and after a quick google search I'm now aware of the second part of this comment and all I have to say is what. the. fuck. Why in the name of Aphrodite would I ever do anything with that Turkish bastard in a way that isn't going to end in him in pain?! I don't like him at all, never have, never will!! That would be totally ridiculous!! 

And the one concerning Japan, I suppose that is fine, we do have some nice chemistry. But I would like to inform you I only view him as a good friend. Plus I doubt that he would ever desire such a relationship at his age, especially with someone at my age.