Ashton

LOVE ME ASHTON AND TEACH ME HOW TO MAKE A FLOWER CROWN CUZ I SUCK

Ashton: Aw, I'm sure you don't suck! It just takes practice!

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can you and Luke adopt me?

Ashton: Uh, well I'd have to talk to Luke about that...

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pls adopt me

Ashton: Please proceed your eyes up to the last question *smiles*

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how are you so adorable

Ashton: *giggles* I'm not adorable... *hides face in sweater paws*

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where you get them flower crowns from?

Ashton: I make them. Most are real flowers, but some are fake ones so I can have them forever.

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Would you kill for Luke?

Ashton: Uh... It depends on the situation. Maybe I wouldn't need to kill the person, just beat him senseless.

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How big is Lucifer's dick? I mean, if you know.

Ashton: *blushes deeply* I-I don't know. I've never seen it!

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Where do you buy your flower crowns from

Ashton: I go out in my garden or a park and pick the flowers, then tie them together. I don't buy them. *giggles* They're not that good.

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do you daydream about luke fûcking you

Ashton: *gasps* That's so dirty!

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Why u do dat¿?

Ashton: *looks up with big, confused eyes* Do what?

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Hi ashy! ^-^ I hope we can be friends, cause I think you're nice and all, yeah *looks down shyly* please?

Ashton: *grins and hugs you* Yes! I always want new friends!

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Luke

YOU NOODLE ARE SO CUTE

Luke: Have you seen these guns? *flexes* I ain't no noodle.

Ashton: *puts his arms down* You're embarrassing yourself

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how are you so hot

Luke: *smiles cockily and flips hair* It's a blessing and a curse

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Can you and Ashton adopt me

Luke: Damn, we're not that popular.

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Why u do dat?

Luke: *furrows eyebrows* Why do I do what?

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Do you listen to tøp?

Luke: Let's just put it this way; as much as Josh looks like some scary butcher dude, he's a teddy bear. Much like my friend Zack...

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Why are you so perfect

Luke: *smirks and flicks chin* I dunno, must be my mad genes. *cracks neck*

Ashton: *pouts*

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HI PENGUIN

Luke: Has Michael been talking to you? He never lets me live that down.

Ashton: *gasps* New nickname! New nickname!

Luke: God damnit

Ashton: *slaps his arm* Hey! Don't swear.

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Can you get a tattoo of my face?

Luke: I can...but I won't.

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*awkwardly plays with my fingers* treat Ashton like he's everything, I know you are. But please just continue to do so

Luke: Aww. I will, don't worry.

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are you #1 Lashton trash

Luke: *coos and wraps arm around Ashton's shoulders* Aw babe, they've got a ship name for us.

Ashton: They named a boat after us?

Luke: Oh the innocence

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Get a tattoo representing Ashy yes or no

Luke: Y'know, that's not a bad idea. Maybe I will.

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Is your real name Lucas, Lucass, or Lucifer?

Luke: *grimaces* Ew

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Michael

are you jealous of Lashton's relationship?

Michael: One, what the fuck is a Lashton and two, jealous? I don't get jealous.

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Why are you such a jerk omg

Michael: Why are you so nosy?

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FIGHT ME YOU LIL NUB

Michael: ARE YOU CALLING ME A NIPPLE!?

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I am #1 malum stan hbu?

Michael: Is that me and Calum!? Ew, no! Gross, no boys!

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c,: Mikey I love you, please be nice or I'll have to fight you. And I may be wearing a poncho and boxers c,: but I'll fight you, trust me

Michael: I don't know whether to be scared, or to get a restraining order.

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Why you gotta be so r00d ??

Michael: There ain't a law against it. Even if there was, I'd probably break it anyways

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What do you have against Ash are you in love with Luke?

Michael: Ashton's taking away are best bro and making him soft. Plus, he's really annoying. and no, dammit! Just because Luke likes boys doesn't mean I do, too. I'm straight!

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You're a dick but will you marry me??

Michael: *clears throat* *sings* Nooooooooooo

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UR RUDE AF.WHYYYY MIKEYY

Michael: So I've heard and becAUSEEEE

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your an asś but do you want Calum's asś too?

Michael: Ew, no. I'm straight.

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Calum

Are you all about that bass?

*slaps knee*

*dies of laughter*

Calum: I like playing bass! And the fish! Wait...that's what you're talking about, right?

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HI CHING CHONG

Calum: WHAT'S A CHING CHONG

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So Michael, eh? How does he make you feel?

Calum: He's a jerk but he's kinda cute...

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Throw dat ass in a circle

Calum: I don't even know you!

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are you heterophobic bc same

Calum: *rocks around slightly* I'm okay with all sexualities. Gays and lesbians and straight and asexual and on and on. It's cool with me. It's jut sad Michael's so homophobic.

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In the past people said you weren't the brightest yellow but what color do you want to be?

Calum: I really like blue! Wait...does that mean my skin would be blue? I don't wanna be blue. I DON'T WANNA DIE!

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On a scale of 1-12 how much do you love dogs?

Calum: omg dogs are the cutest things God I love them so so so so so much so defiantly a thirty-four.

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Alex

Hi dude

Alex: Hey

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what's in the up?

Alex: Clouds in the sky.

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How u doingg

Alex: It's chill, man.

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Can you stop trying to keep Ashton from Luke?

Alex: Luke's gonna break his heart. He's a player and a punk and it's not okay. I want my brother happy but I don't want him hurt. I may back off a bit but I'm not gonna just drop the subject.

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lmao i forgot who you are for a sec

oh waiT ITS BACK

how's jack in bed (;

Alex: Jack's an asshole. Ashton'll explain later. But Rian...

Rian: So help me god, Alex.

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Why are you such an asshole towards Luke and who's Jack?

Alex: Because Luke's an asshole towards Ashton most of the time, Ashton's just too blind to realize it. And Jack will be explained later on. He's bad news.

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Can you maybe...I don't know. Try not to be a...What's the word?? Oh yea! A FUCKING CUNT

Alex: I don't care what any of you say or think. Ashton is going to get humiliated and emotionally ruined and even if Luke's not a part of it, his friends will be.

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Rian

okay I totally forgot who you are in the book so wassup, wanna get Starbucks sometime?

Rian: *jokes* I feel so loved.

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HAI

Rian: helLO

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why u such an asshole?

Rian: Is this because Alex is dating me and not Jack dammit, Jack's the asshole not me!

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Forget who you are. But I'm guessing you're a dick too. Do you know how big Lucifer's dick is?

Rian: *pouts* Just because I've got one, doesn't mean I am one. I actually think Luke and Ashton are cute together! And no...wouldn't that be cheating on Alex?

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Bryana

WHY ARE YOU SO FLAWLESS

Bryana: IM NOT BUT THANK YOU

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d or v (choose wisely)

Bryana: What? Wait...oh this is meant to be a question about...ooooooh. Ew, no. *talks in author script* Chooses none of them.

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Ello govna

Bryana: Ello dallin'

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Kirsten

HELO WOMAN

Kirsten: Hello from the other side.. No? Okay. *walks away awkwardly*

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WOULD YOU BELIEVE ME IF I SAID THAT MY DICK WAS 10 INCHES

Kirsten: Are you Liam Payne?!

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I'm eating chips wby

Kirsten: Watching Teen Wolf and crying about where has Stiles been all my life. (If any of you guys watch Teen Wolf you're amazing) and I'm also trying to figure out why my crush at work looks like fooking Dylan O Brien.

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HIIII! Marry me cause idk

Kirsten: Sorry, Michaels giving birth to my baby, he is my baby momma. Ask harrysheroine she will confirm it as well.

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Red

HELOOF FROM THE OTHER SIIDE

Red: I MUST HAVE CALLED A FTHOUSAND TIIIMES

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MY ASS HURST AND IM WALKING AROUND LIKE IVE JUST HAD ANAL

THOUGHTS?

Red: i dONT knOw DoNt pReSsURe mE iM nOt gOOd oN tHe sPoT

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I have converse with unicorns on them

Red:

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I forget who you are but I bet your sexy af. Do you happen to know how big Lucifier's dick is?

Red: Uh...first, I'm the ones who's writing the story, Kirsten's the one who gives me a lot of the ideas. Second, not really, I have jiggly thighs :( And third, nO why is everyone so obsessed with Luke's effing dick?

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I don't know if you wanted me to post this or not.. But here it is - Kirsten