Y/N POV

I was at a cafeteria table in Hachimitsu Academy, working on deciphering an encrypted message that the Japanese Self-Defense Force intercepted by what they perceived to be from terrorists. However, they couldn't decipher it at all and begged the Continental to try and so Balalaika gave the task to me since I was an expert in encryption and decryption. While I was working on the decipher, I was tapped on the shoulder so I quickly turned around and saw Mary Saotome with an envelope in her hand.

Mary: Here. My mother forgot to give you this.

Y/N: Oh *takes the envelope*. Thank you, Miss Saotome.

Mary: You know you can call me by my first name, right?

Y/N: You've told me, but it's professional to use your last name.

Mary: But we're friends and we're not at work so you don't have to use the formalities...

Y/N: So you want me to call you Mary?

Mary: Yeah... I do.

Y/N: Ok, Mary.

Mary: *GIF below* Good god. Does it hurt you to smile?

Y/N: Umm... what do you mean?

Mary: You NEVER smile! It's as if you'll die if you do smile!

Y/N: I-It's not that I'd die... but...

Mary: But what? What makes it to where you can't smile, even if it's faked?!

Y/N: *blushes slightly* I don't really remember how to smile... correctly anymore...

Mary: *GIF below* Wha...

Y/N: I know it doesn't make sense but I suffered a brain injury and forgot how to use my mouth's motor functions. They taught me how to speak again but they told me smiling would only get in the way and never gave me anything to really try to snails for so I'm uncomfortable with trying. *Starts speaking without his mouth closed* The head injury is also why I'm an expert in ventriloquism.

Mary: Bullshit. I don't believe you! Try to smile RIGHT now!

Y/N: Uhhh... O-Okay...*Tries smiling* H-How's this? *GIF below*

Mary: *Mortified* Y-Yeah, you can stop now. *sighs* I'll teach you later then. I'm gonna go find my girl friends now.

Y/N: Okay. Stay safe.

Mary left and I opened the envelope and pulled out the a letter, providing proof that I was given my payment for the last operation I did as well as a few other things that might help me with deciphering the message from the very few things that the people who tried to decipher it before me shared with us. As I worked on decryption, I heard the other five guys speaking.

Shingo: I heard there were like a ton of babes here before I enrolled, and to be honest, that's why I signed up man.

Joe: 200 chicks to each one of us.

Gakuto: That's outrageous! I like those odds!

Andre: I have so many dreams to live out after I enrolled.

Kiyoshi: Like losing your V-card before spring even sets in?

Shingo: Nevermind My virginity, I haven't even gathered the courage to go talk to a single chick...

Gakuto: Would you fools hold your tongues?! You're making it hard to concentrate!

Shingo: Concentrate on what?

Gakuto: Do you jest, Sir?! Searching for up-skirts and nip slips!

Y/N: (Hmm... This seems to be the word assimilation so using that, it's safe to assume that the letter "S" is affiliated with $, "I" is associated with 7, and "A" still remains A...)

Since there was no point in listening in on there conversation, I began to ignore them and just placed all my focus on deciphering. As time passed by, I had figured out a great deal of the cipher and was much closer to possibly learning the message but while I was working on it, I felt somebody tap my shoulder, making me shoot up and look at them.

???: A-Ah! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to startle you:

Y/N: Oh. You're alright. Did you need something?

???: No, but I wanted to tell you that classes are over.

Y/N: Oh. Right. Thank you.

???: Of course! Have a good day.

Y/N: ... Thank you, miss.

The girl walked off and I gathered my stuff and returned to my room and continued working on the cipher and around 9, I had pretty much solved it but was going over everything just to make sure I didn't make any mistakes. While I was proofreading everything, somebody suddenly yelled, which made me jump and I accidentally slammed myself against the wall as a flashback of my past came to mind briefly. On fight or flight, I quickly got back up and was about to run but quickly opened a secret compartment in my closet that I had created and pulled out a tool to use just in case there was danger.

Once I had my M48 Cyclone knife, I hid it and ran out of my room but was immediately pushed back into the room.

Homura: Not A healthy idea buddy~.

Y/N: Why? Somebody could be in danger.

Mary: * Walks into the room* Yeah. You're in danger.

Y/N: Why's that?

Mine: *Walks into room* Those five idiots were caught peeping on us girls. Now we have to figure out what to do with you since lo and behold, you're a male too.

Y/N: I...See? But I wasn't peeping so I can't be held responsible for their actions...

Homura: *Sighs* Alright let me put it this way. Right now, You're like a Jewish civilian in Nazi Germany after Kristallnacht... They're looking for ANY Male they can throw into Auschwitz.

Y/N: ... Ah. Okay, stay in my room then.

Mary: Yes. I'll go figure out how to fix this. And Y/N?

Y/N: Yes?

Mary: Put your M48 knife back. Last thing you need is to be seen with a weapon on you.

Y/N: *Puts away his dagger* Fair enough... I'll be finishing my proof read on the decoded message then.

Mary nodded her head and was about to  walk out of the room when she opened but she was greeted by a girl

???: Hello Girls. *Stares at Y/N* You Must be Y/N...I am Mari Kurihara.

Mine/Homura/Mary: *Under their breaths* Shit...

Y/N: *Looks her in the eyes* Hello Miss Kurihara. I'm EC-Clas-Y/N Wick.

Mine/Homura/Mary: *Under their breaths* SHIT!

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