Cordelia: so first time going a Total drama book.... Let get this started! I will feel very proud of myself for this and after I get done with this book I will update my book: The Dragon Tamer! Also I'm working my ass off for this because of this

Cordelia: enjoy!
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Chris: Season three of total dra folks, the world is gonna be mine, see to shining sea, sadly I'm forced to share my would with a free run traveling team freak show, They'll be competing all around the globe for another million dollars, so let's meet our players: Courtney, Duncan, Heather, Gwen, LaShawna

Gwen: *bump into Heather* Oof, are there reserved seats i.e can I have one not behind heather's pony hair ponytail

Heather: Um my extensions are human hair

Duncan: You learn something new every day

Chris: Lindsay, Owen, DJ, and Harold... Guys

Owen: Sweet Strawberry preserves no

DJ: He's afraid of flying remember

Harold: Aerophobia, from the latin opposed to aeronausophobia, the fear of air sickness

Noha: Keep up the fascinating facts, and I'm going to be aero nausea's all over you

Chris: And favorites Noha, Cody, and-

Ezekiel: Yo, yo, yo, this year's winner is in the house... Bus I mean runway, where's the plane eh

Izzy: I know right let's fly *jump on Ezekiel* watch out

Izzy and Ezekiel: *Falls over*

Chris: Yep, Izzy's back, also returning this season, Tyler *cue to Tyler falling* and the co-host of total drama aftermath, Bridgette

Bridgette: whoa, Oof *falls over*

Ezekiel: Yo Chris, you forgot to introduce me

Chris: *sigh* And ezekiel, and now to mix things up and keep it all fresh, we're adding six new competitors, he's an honor roll student with a diplomat for a dad and an amazing ability to charm the pants off most species, Alejandro

*Cue spanish music*

Alejandro: Perhaps I can assist *helps Bridgette and Izzy up*

Izzy and Bridgette: wow

Bridgette: I-i have a boyfriend

Alejandro: And Amigos please allow me *hold hand out*

Ezekiel: Wowie

Tyler: I like girls

Chris: And she's a Sugar Addicted super fan with 16 total drama blods, sierra

Sierra: oh my gosh! I love you guys! And this is the greatest day of my life! Anyone got a paper bag I can breath into *see Cody and run to him*, oh my gosh! Cody! I've dreamt of this moment only you weren't wearing a shirt

Chris: now they are from england, have British accent, and love to prank anyone, the BunrtRose twins

Y/n and Tiara: Ello everyone! The BunrtRose twins are here!

Heather: *gasp* Y/n!?

Tiara: Leave my brud alone ye bratty quine

Y/n: Heather, yer was bald when I last seen yeh

Heather: why are you two here

Tiara: We wanted a chance to show yeh that being mean a sterling way to win

Y/n: And show other that mates are most important instead of winning

Y/n and Tiara: *walks away from heather*

Chris: she was childhood friends with two guys, was the best student and was really nice to other, plz welcome... Melody

Duncan: no way

Melody: heya Duncan! Miss me?

Duncan: yeah *hugs melody*

Melody: *hugs back*

Chris: he was a bad boy in school, mostly a lone wolf, was friends with Melody and Duncan, plz welcome... Sekio

Duncan: Sekio

Sekio: Duncan

Melody: come on you two *grab Duncan and Sekio by there ears and drag them away*

Cue plane showing up

Duncan and Melody: what the

Courtney: excuse me but I'd like to express some concern about the safety of our plane

Chris: Relax, it's perfectly fine

Cue a part of the plane flying off

Owen: no! I can't ride that! Call the united nations! call a cab! call my mom! *Cue chris with a pan and walking to owen*, no! I'm not doing this, I'm out! This is unethical! *Cue chris hitting owen with the pan*, Mommy

Chris: anybody else got a problem with it

Cody: No

Lindsay: I love it

Brigette: Dibs on the window seat

Chris: now boarding, on a voyage to a million big ones, we're saving you a first-class seat for all the action right here on, Total Drama World tour *sing the last park*

Sekio and Duncan: seriously

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Cue intro

Dear mom and dad I'm doing fine

You guys on my mind

Cut to owen farting in the water

You ask me want I wanted to be

And now I think the answer is plan seen

Cut to harold Doing karate moves and getting hit by an or

I wanna be famous

Cut to Courtney rowing a boat while Duncan and Melody talking while Sekio was laughing that harold and cue to the alligators Cringe and cue to Sekio smiling that gwen but then gwen sinking into the water and seiko looking that Courtney who have a look of disappointed while Duncan and Melody facepalm

I want to live close to the sun

Cut to Alejandro helping heather up but tiara kick Heather off while y/n was laughing

Go pack your bags cause I already won

Cut to Tyler pushing cody in a baby carriage and then trip over Ezekiel which cause cody to be thrown out of the baby carriage and into sierra arms

Everything do get in my way

I'll get there one day

Cut to lindsay looking that a picture of tyler and looking confused then running away from a bear

Cause' I want to be famous

Cure to lizzy taking off the bear head and laughing then get bit but a baby seal and running away

And Cut to DJ and Bridgette surfboarding but hit each other and falls off

Also cut to LaShawna and Noha walking but a plan come down and they duck

Cut to everyone kicking in a pyramid while singing

I wanna be x2

I wanted to be famous

I wanna be x3

I wanted to be famous

Cut to everyone falling off the plan and landed safely
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Gwen: Singing? Really!? I thoughts Chris was joking about that

Courtney: Well I don't have a problem with it

LaShawna: Yeah, Cause' you like to sing

Duncan: Well I don't, girl's sing, little birdie sing, Duncan do not sing

Sekio: I don't sing unless Melody sing with me

Y/n: I sing half the time but only with my mates (Cordelia: mates means friends in australia or the British word for friends since british is english but with different words)

Tiara: same my mates!

Harold: I think I'll get to beatbox

Sekio: I'll beat you if you try

Melody: Sorry about him

Heather: Why are you doing this to us

Chris: Singing reality shows are huge and the worse the singing the higher the ratings which is why on this show there will be no vocal coaches or rehearsal or warnings

Everyone complaining

Chris: Anywho, this is the dining area where you'll enjoy in-flight meals

Ezekiel: Not for long eh, prepared to lose to the zeke

Gwen: Okay so not trying to be mean here but you do know you got voted out first last time, right

Ezekiel: word and I spent every minute since making sure that don't happen again, I'm stronger, faster, Smarter

Chris: Cattier, blabbier, can't shut up er. Now zip it and let me finish the tour so we can get this bird in flight

LaShawna: Is there a ladies room

Chris: Just though there

LaShawna: Good cause I got to make a deposit

Cut to LaShawna going into bathroom

LaShawna: *see the camera* There's a camera in the potty again! Oh can't a sister get a little privacy on this program

Cut outfit the bathroom

Chris: Losing teams will enjoy luxurious economy class accommodation between destinations

Lindsay: Ok, but where are our beds?

Chris: Owen, care to demonstrate

Owen: No plane no

Melody: That doesn't look comfortable

Tiara: ya right, mate

Chris: No comfort for loser, Safety harnesses and an emergency exit. But no comfort here, here, or here

Sierra: Omg! Chris I am just lolo

Ezekiel: we should hit the winner's compartment eh, cause' I ain't never gonna sit here never

Noha: Is never you policy on mouthwash two homeschool

Cut to the first class

Chris: this is the first class cabin, the domain of each week's winner's

Alejandro: Now this is the kind of accommodation Ladies deserve

Lindsay: They get ladies in first class too

Tiara: Yes lindsay they do

Y/n also I'm not a-

Lindsay: Oh me, you ment me

DJ: That guy's is smooth like mama gravy

Tyler: Lindsay's supposed to like me

DJ: Haha, nobody can compete with gravy

Tyler: Lindsay, I can do a handspring

Melody: don't you mean handstand?

Cue to Tyler trying to impress lindsay but fail

Lindsay: Oh my gosh poor.. Uh I'm blanking on his name... Oh oh I know Alejandro

Alejandro: That my name

Lindsay: and what a nice name, Alejandro~, I could say it all day

Alejandro: Plz do

Cordelia (is invisible): Ew

Tikki (is invisible): don't you have someone to ship you in this Fandom?

Cordelia (is invisible): nope, the only Fandoms I have ships are: Todoroki, Cilan, Milo, Gundam Tanaka, and Gonta Gokuhara

Y/n: mates, plz shut it for a minute

The element (is invisible): sorry

Heather confession

Heather: I can see right through that guy, you know this extra confessional is a thousand times nicer than talking in the toilet

Chef: Maybe for you, I'm trying to prep for a fly here

Heather: Hello venting, shh, anyways new guy is so transparent so fake so-

Chef: Delicious seductive

Heather: That is exactly the opposite of what I was trying to say

Chef: Pretty good looking guy the boot... I'm just saying

Heather: Forget this

End of heather confession

Cody: Whoa, where are we now? A grand piano, wood burning pizza oven, four-person hot tub with led lights show and dancing water

Harold: How do I win this? My fair LaShawna loves a hot tub

Chris: easy tiger these are my quarters and they're off limits, clear

Harold: Crystal

Sierra: Oh Chris, I heart your limits

Heather confession

Heather: Anyways, with beth gone, lindsay it and la whatever, looking like a real threat. My only strategic option is to make friends with the new girl but pretending to like that is gonna be hard... I don't heart the new girl

End of Heather confession

Y/n and Tiara confession

Y/n: heather think she can try and "be" Mates with Sierra? (Heather thinks she can try and "be" friends with Sierra?)

Tiara: aye, she can only play her mates into her own personal grain (yeah, she can only play her friends into he town personal grain)

Y/n: Also I'm a chap 4 crying out loud! Why dae people think I'm a quine (Also I'm a guy for crying out loud! Why do people think I'm a girl)

Tiara: it's yer barnet, blud. Ye never cut it (it's your hair, brother. You never cut it)

Y/n: I fancy how my barnet is cheers very much (I like how my hair is thank you very much)

Tiara: *sigh* I'm gonna cut y'r barnet (I'm gonna cut your hair)

Y/n: Yeh will not cut my barnet, sister (You will not cut my hair, Sister)

End of the twins confession

Chris: And that's pretty much it, I skipped the cargo hold and gallery but I'm sure you'll find those exciting destinations later when I "accidentally" look you in them

Cue the plane start moving

Bridgette: *fall on Alejandro*

Alejandro: Senorita, are you ok?

Bridgette: Is the earth moving?

Izzy and Melody: Nope, we are woo

Chris: One more thing, I'm sure you remember a little something called the elimination ceremony takes place right in there friends

Cut to the elimination ceremony

Chris: if you don't receive a barf bag full of airline issue peanuts

Ezekiel: I got a Peanut allergy, yo.. or more like a sensitivity

Chris: You will be forced to take a drop of shame

Ezekiel: okay, I just don't-

Chris: *grab ezekiel* Kinda like this *throw ezekiel out of the plane*

Ezekiel: *get up* hey, oh, good on eh. Now slow down and let my bling back in

Chris: all the elimination are final bro

Cut to the mad where the plane is flying

DJ: Every second we're getting closer to adventure and further from mama

Sierra: Cody emmett jameson anderson~, I also happen to know that your birthday is April first! You're my very own april fools~

Ding sound

Chris: whenever you hear that friendly little bell it's musical time! So let's heat it

Melody: But what are we supposed to sing?

Chris: You have to make it up as you go, wouldn't be challenging otherwise now would it
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Cue music

Girls: Up, Up, Up, Up

Guys: Sing, Sing, Sing, Sing

Girls: We're flying

Guys: We're singing

All - Minis Gwen, Duncan, and Sekio: we're flying and we're singing

Sierra: Come fly with us

Melody, Sierra, and Cody: Come fly with us

Izzy: We've got a lot of CRAZY tunes to bust haha

Bridgette: Come fly with us

Tiara and Y/n: Come fly with us

Alejandro: It's a pleasure, and an honor, and a must

Duncan and Sekio: Dude's it's his mess, you're singing in a plane

Harold: What did you expect? Chris is freaking insane

Gwen: Yeah, but guys, you're singing on TV

Courtney: Haven't you always wanted to? It can't be me

DJ: Come fly with us

DJ and LaShawna: Come fly with us!

Heather: do you know how to steer this thing?

Chef: That's right

Ezekiel: They thought they can leave me and apart. But this always got printing in his heart

Y/n: Come fly with us

Noha: Come die with us

Owen: We're flying! I hate flying! Stop the plane!

Chris hits owen in the head with a pan again

All: come fly with us! Come sing with us

Chris: Care for a Copy of Season 3 rules because in order to escape instant elimination

Melody: All context must sing in each show

Courtney: Duncan do it! Let's go!

Melody: Sekio! Please sing!

Cody: Gwen sing it, don't go

Gwen: I don't want to go home... Come fly with us (x2), Come and fly with us!

Courtney and Melody: Duncan/Sekio, c'mon, please?

Duncan and Sekio: Thissssss Suuuuuuuuuuckssss

All: yeah
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Chef: enough Singing Fruitcakes! Straps yourself in. We are now descending into egypt... Musical number... Wrist idea. Chris is such a idiot

Chris: *gasp*

Chef: hey any is the speaker still on? Aw shi-

Chris: we'll be right back

Break
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Cordelia: this going great!

Cookie: this book is gonna be 26 chapter and there only two parts? So if there two parts and add 25 parts then there will be 27 parts

Lukas: great math babe

Cordelia: stop talking about math it stand for Mental Abuse To Humans

Cookie: just get back to the book

Cordelia: fine
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Break over

In egypt

Chris: you guys ready for a little fun, huh? Wow it's a scorcher out here, huh? *sip on his drink* I call today challenge pyramid over under

LaShawna: An 11-hour flight, chef's in-flight cuisine a forced musical number, and now we've go a challenge!

Chris: Don't you love this game

Cut to the starting line

Harold: it's like we're being cooked in a giant oven

Melody and LaShawna: it might help if you weren't dressed like a giant baked potato

Harold: Aluminum foil means the aliens can't read your brains, it's a real problem in this area

Chris: *hit symbols* Man that's satisfying, all right pyramid over under means you can chose how you'll get to the finish line, either go over or under the pyramid, got it

Everyone nods

Chris: ready, set-

Ezekiel: wait up yo, you guys wait up

Tiara: I thought Chris thre yeh out (I thought Chris threw you out)

Ezekiel: I told you I wasn't gonna lose this time eh

Chris: didn't we leave you in like halifax or white horse or whatever

Ezekiel: it's called landing gear homie, I climbed it and his with the cargo

Chris: Impressive, but you're still out

Ezekiel: No way I'm in it to win it word

Sekio: no one cares, you freak

Melody: Sekio! Be nice

Chris: Hey it your funeral. Set, GO *hit symbols*

Everyone runs into the pyramid

Noha: oh great our friendly neighborhood host dude failed to mentioned there were different paths

Heather: Hey sierra which why do you think we should go

Sierra: me um uh

Owen: How do we know which way's right

Izzy: oh I know! Okay I saw this in a spy movie once, you lick your finger and hold it up to find the airflow *lick finger* yum! This sand really crunches in your teeth fun! Okay! DJ give me your hand

LaShawna: don't do it DJ! Your might catch a case of crazy come on harold *walks into the middle path*

DJ and Harold: *follow LaShawna*

Izzy: oh oh! Let's take the scary mummy door

Cut to the outside

Tyler: is it to go under instead

Lindsay: Alejandro doing ok, he like the super cutest mountain goat in the world

Tyler: Wait! I can be a goat

Alejandro: May I be assistance *hold hands out*

Lindsay and Bridgette: *take his hands*

Tyler: Lindsay, I'm a goat *make goat sound*

Y/n: Sis, let go around the pyramid *walks off*

Tiara: way ahead of yeh, blud (way ahead of you, brother) *follow her twin*

Courtney: Rock climbing was the team building challenge when I was a cit and if Tiffany prizzlebewski you been such a lousy partner I'd have won

Duncan: I always said tiffy was overrated

Courtney: Mock all you like Duncanz but my superior belay skills are gonna to assure our victory

Sekio: hey gwen are you going over to?

Duncan: and same go for you melody?

Gwen and Melody: working on it

Duncan and Sekio: I think Melody/Gwen could use a hand

Courtney: Fine, but only Because five-person belay is stronger

Cut to owen, Noha, and Izzy

Izzy: oh look we're in the nurse's office

Noha: It's a pyramid not a high school

Izzy: Costume party! *Jump into the bandages* Mummy me! *Throw the bandages to Owem and Noha*

Cut to outside

Tyler: Lindsay, wait up! Ow! My hand *falls*

Cut to Heather and Sierra

Heather: *Gasp and falls on sierra*

Sierra: Oops sorry heather

Heather: Honest mistake, could happen to anyone

Cut to Courtney, Duncan, Sekio, Melody, and Gwem

Courtney: And your form is appalling

Gwen and Melody: Gee thanks Courtney, I was just wondering about that

Courtney: You know you're only here because I'm feeling nice today

Melody: Wow! This is you being nice? My sympathies

Courtney: Are you hearing this Sekio? Your not gonna let her get away with that

Sekio and Duncan: *sigh while rolling there eyes*

DJ: That's a real dog, poor little guy

LaShawna: DJ we don't have time to cry over a stuffed dog

DJ: Hey there little buddy, wish I had a biscuit to give you *touch fake dog and break it* What did I do! What did I do!

Pyramid start to shake

Harold: run! *Runs*

DJ and LaShawna: *Follows*

Cut to owen and Noha

Owen: Izzy, Izzy!

Noha: Dude she's lost we've gotta go

Owen: Oh poor iz

Noha: Poor iz? She kept insisting we go in circles because she smelled something lucky

Owen: oh I think that might be my fault *laughs and farts* Airplane food

Cut to Ezekiel

Ezekiel: Guys? Anybody? An intercom? What the shizzle? Yo players, is this thing on? *touch it*

Noise

Bandages falls on Ezekiel align with the pharaohs stuff

Ezekiel: Oof

Cut to Alejandro, brigette, and lindsay

Alejandro: It's too steep for me to carry you down

Brigette: There must be an easier way I'm a surfer! I can surf

Tyler: me too *get hit by the sign pole and falls down*

Cut to LaShawna, DJ, and Harold running out of the pyramid

LaShawna, DJ, and Harold: *runs to the finish line*

Chris: Good work guys

DJ: We're first

Chris: The twins beat you guys her so your second, now go number one expect for you twins

Harold: In Egyptian it's waah-heet

Y/n: My lad please schtum up, we don't want to hear about history (My guy please shut up, we don't eat to hear about history)

Cut to Sierra, Heather, and Cody

Sierra, Heather, And Cody: *runs while sceaming*

Izzy: *as the mummy* guys, guys, guys, how about another musical number! 🎵oh a pyramid is just a triangle, with rooms inside~, I would be awesome as frankenstein bride~🎵

Cut to Noha and Owen

Noha: hey break house, I found your girl

Owen: yes say you do make a cute mummy, all right you got a kiss for old owen *try to kiss ezekiel*

Noha: that not Izzy! Run!

Cut to Alejandro, brigette, and lindsay

Alejandro, Brigette, and Lindsey: *surf down and cross the finish line*

Chris: not so fast, this season three team! Bridgette and Lindsey round up team one, Alejandro you're team the first member of team two

Harold: in egyptian it's eight nane

Chris: if it's any consolation you do get

Tyler: *keep falling and land with his head in the sand*

Alejandro: Uh... Tyler it is

Chris: Yup and you also get

Noha and Owen: *running and screaming*

Chris: Congratulations and you also get the two twins

Alejandro: That's wonderful

Alejandro Confession

Alejandro: BEEP Que Iditoas, BEEP incompetenta BEEP, but since I got the twins on my side I can flirt with them

End of Alejandro Confession

Sierra: I'm so happy we found you, heather aren't you so happy!

Heather: I'm so happy, I could scream

Sierra: we did it group hug come on you do *hugs cody* come one heather

Heather: *hugs sierra and cody*

Chris: And hugs over, sierra behind number two, Heater and cody you'll be on team three

Harold: in egyptian-

Tiara: We don't care harold, now schium it before I shove a freaking shovel up y'r khyber (We don't care harold, now shut it before i shovel a Freaking shovel up your butt)

Chris: Thank you tiara

Cody: where's gwen? I mean not like i care just curious

With the five people on the pyramid

Gwen: I'm telling you we need to untie

Courtney: And i'm telling you it unsafely, I'm in charge and-

Chris: Oh kids~

Bell noise

Chris: recognize that sound? Time for wear was finished to give us a Little musical reprise

Duncan: You say one song per episode

Chris: yeah and this is a reprise not a new song, so if you're don't sing you're out, now let hear it

Duncan: You know what no no no no no no no no *hop down the pyramid* three hours of these teo squawking on this stupid pyramid in this stupid heat, melody and Sekio can deal with without because they can block out noise, and you want me to sing? Forget it

Chris: Dude, you have a contract

Duncan: Eat it Mclean, if you need me I'll be in the plane eating for a ride home Cause' im out! Done! I quit! *Cut rose*

Melody: Duncan....

Sekio: *shake head*

Cody: hey, look like we're teammates

Cody confession

Cody: Girls on the rebound are the best they cry and then you get to but them a pop and listen and then we'll they still won't go out with you but you get t buy then a pop

End of cody confession

Sekio confession

Sekio: Cody need to see that trying to win a girl over doesn't work sometime

End of Sekio confession

Izzy: *runs out of the pyramid with ezekiel*

Owen: Izzy, no!

Noha: You're carrying the undead

Izzy: Cool! Bite me! And I can be your undead friend like frankenstein

Ezekiel: Thanks for all the help you knobs

Chris's: Izzy join team-

Harold: talata or three

Tiara: *try to walk up to harold*

Y/n: *hold his twin back*

Ezekiel: come of guys after all this you gotta let me back in the game

Chris: fine but only because we're down a man thanks to Duncan mcquiddy... Go ahead and join team one

Ezekiel: yes!

Chris: yes okay teams talk amongst yourself and Determine a team name, you have three minutes while i enjoy this ice cream cone

Them Victory: Team Victory!

Team Amazon: Team Amazon

Sierra: Got it! Team Chris is really really really really hot

Team Chris really x4 hot: What!?

Chris: All right! Best team name ever, and here you rewards, team Amazon you win a camel, team Chris is really x5 hot

Tiara and Y/n: I think there were only 4 really

Chris: you win a goat

Tyler: *get hit but the goat*

Chris: and team Victory here *show stick*

LaShawna: the guys who come in last get a camel and we get a stick

Chris: all will be explained if i feel like it, next time right her on total, drama, world tour *sings the last part*
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Cordelia: I watch a youtube video for this

Cordelia: enjoy gys

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