Ship: Tree Bros and Galaxy Girls  (Dear Evan Hansen) and then there's just Jared, as per-usual

The Agenda
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"What's taking Connor so long?" Alana frowned on concern.

"Probably gettin hi-" Zoe began before her girlfriend gave her a stern glare.

"Nah, I got this." Jared cleared his throat, "EVAN, PUT YOUR COSTUME BACK ON, YOU'RE NOT WEARING ANYTHING UNDER THAT FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!" He screamed from his spot on the Murphy's livingroom couch in his bath bomb costume.

"Jared!" Evan squeaked, "That's not true! In fact, that won't e-even work-" He trailed off as he heard a crash and Connor was stumbling down the stairs.

"G-god..." Evan looked down with a profoundly scarlet face.

Connor paused at the bottom of the staircase and realized everyone was staring at him, so he quickly cleared us throat, "Didn't hear what you said...just a commotion...everything oka-"

"Suuuuuure." Jared winked.

"Jared!" Evan and Connor hissed at him at the same time, causing them to look at each other and give a sheepish smile.

Evan's heart thundered in his chest as he saw Connor.

Connor was dressed up as J.D. from Heathers, and Evan dressed up as Veronica in turn.

"Nice skirt, Hansen." Connor smirked.

"Ah- ee- assjdh-" Evan couldn't form words.

"Kinky~" Jared winked.

"Jared!"

***

"-And then we should reach the Mell house at...Ten PM! Just stick to the agenda, guys, no funny business, keeping things straight on track and we should have full candy buckets by the end of the night!" Alan declared as she walked down the street backwards with the others watching her in a forward step, though Zoe could hardly pay attention, admiring Alana's Janes Blonde costume.

"We've no time for dawdling." Alana nodded.

"Better tell the gays back there then." Jared nodded to Connor and Evan who trailed behind, murmuring separate things to each other.

"W-we're not gay..." Evan murmured, "Not for each other at least..."

"Connor looks upset, better be careful what you say there pine cone." Jared snorted.

"Shut up, bathbomb." Connor scowled, walking ahead of Evan to join the group.

Evan frowned as he was left alone before jogging to catch-up with the others.

"So- where to first?" Zoe suddenly snapped out of her daze.

"Like I already said...the Haunted House." Alana nodded.

Evan noticeably stiffened up, though only Connor noticed.

"Let's get to it then you gays!" Jared cackled and ran ahead.

"Jared! The agenda! We have to walk at precisely two-point-five steps per second!" Alana called.

Evan lowered his head as he kept his pace up to match steps with Connor.

Connor kept his gaze ahead.

"S-so...how are...you?" Evan cleared his throat.

"Gay." Connor shrugged, "For you."

"O-oh." Evan squeaked.

"You obviously don't reciprocate the feelings though so that's fine." Connor murmured bitterly.

"Connor, I-"

"Here we are!" Alana announced.

"Lucky it's only a block away." Zoe grinned before grabbing Alana's hand, "Let's go, let's go! Come on, guys!"

Jared began to push Connor and Evan up the driveway, "Don't be shy!"

"Jared I don't think-" Evan began.

"It's okay! You'll have your boyfriend!" Jared pushed them to the doorstep.

"No, he's not, I-" Evan stuttered.

"Welcome!" A voice boomed from the entrance where Zoe and Alana had already entered before, Jared slipping away to check out the mechanics outside, "Come in, come in." The voice beckoned.

"I don't think I can do-"

"COME IN!" The voice threatened and Evan yelped, hurrying in a quick fashion.

"Left boy, go right, right boy, go left." The voice demanded as they reached an eery hallway that split into two.

Evan gave Connor a panicked look but Connor wasn't looking at him, he was already gone.

"I-I-" Evan stuttered but didn't want to be yelled at again and swiftly headed down his hallway.

"Short boy..."

"Y-yes?"

"Watch your step..."

Evan opened his mouth to comment but quickly tripped with a squeak, landing in a foam pit and struggling to get up, gasping for breath as he slowly sank.

"Here, take my hand!" A boy from above the pit held his hand out.

Evan grabbed his hand but as he pulled, the hand came off and ketchup sprayed in his face.

Evan couldn't take a lot and this was way too much.

"I- need- CONNOR!" Evan shrieked loudly as he curled in on himself in the pit that was only four feet deep, "CONNOR!" He wailed again.

"You can't-" The boy above began before the wall of the hallway itself was ripped to shreds and Connor burst through.

Evan was already sobbing from where he was and felt hands wrap around him as he was picked up bridal-style shakily before balancing.

"Fuck-off, I'm suing this place." Connor declared loudly.

"W-wait no!" The voice boomed.

"Forget it, sicko." Connor headed to the entrance they'd come from.

"C-Connor?"

"Yeah, Ev?"

"I think I'm like- really gay for you..."

"I know."

"S-stop!" The voice again, "What can change your mind?" The voice again.

Connor paused.
***

"How the hell did you get a moving-truck full of candy?" Zoe chocked on her own gasp at the Uhaul pulling up to their house, the others starting in awe.

Connor smirked, "I have my ways."