I saw her coming back, skipping steps through the footpath. As always, earphones on and almost dancing on the street. The most careless woman I had ever seen.

She didn't even notice me, leaning to the wall till I called for her.

"Huh?" She asked.

"Here. The cholesterol reports and the ECG ones too," I said and she pulled down her head sets to hang around her neck. She took the reports and glanced at it rather professionally.

She smiled, "Here HDL and LDL are at normal level, no cholesterol then. The ECG reports are also good, it's only acid reflux then. Gimme your phone," she asked.

"What? Why? No!" I protested.

"Just do what I say. I can just record what all precautions you have to take or your snitch ass may forget."

"Oh," I pulled out the phone from my trousers' pocket and handed it to her. She opened the recorder and recorded certain instructions like eat in small quantities, low on beverages and a lot of stuff. Quite informative.

"Here," she gave it back to me and walked ahead, once turning back, "Nice wallpaper though," she winked.

Wallpaper? She means that default samsung wallpaper?

I opened my phone and almost gasped in shock at the low-quality picture of me, standing over a bed terrified of a lizard back when we were ten or twelve.

When did she did it? Why does she have it still? I thought I threw the memory card. Means she has more. No no no. This cannot be happening to me.

I glanced at it again and a small smile twitched my lips, remembering the times. We were just kids after all. My phone beeped again.

Bangtan Seonyeodan

Jin Hyung:
I found her.

Taehyung:
Who? Wonder Woman?

Jin Hyung:
My wonder woman.

Jimin:
😳

Namjoon:
Hyung? Whom?

Jin Hyung:
My soulmate.

Jungkook:

Jin Hyung:
Don't. Istg Jungkook.

Jungkook:

Jimin:
JEON JUNGKOOK!

Me:
😂😂

Who's it Hyung?

Jin Hyung:
My date - Park Mi Yi.

Me:
THE KPOP IDOL
MIA OF DAWN, THE FUCK?

Namjoon:
WHAT THE FUCK?
YOU WERE DATING
PARK MI YI?

Jin Hyung:
I just started dating guys.
We were at a cafe and I
had the froth on my lips.

She wiped it off and with
the froth went off my mark.

P.M.Y. on my wrist😙

Jimin:
What in the world of romance
is this?

Me:
Yeah, it can't happen to
you horny ass 😂😂

Jin Hyung:
Put some froth on your
dick 😂😂😂

Me:
Tell her to wipe it.
Handjob with a twist 😂😂

Taehyung:
Eww guys. Idek why
this is so funny that I
can imagine him doing
that

Jimin:
😠😠

Jimin left the chat

You added Jimin to the chat

Me:
Wait. Let us laugh
😂😂

Jungkook:
Pretty pretty savage 😂😂

Namjoon:
😂😂😂

Jin Hyung:
😂😂

Jimin:
I hate y'all.

Me:
Aww.

Hoseok:
DW Jimin. Forget these
pervy asses. I know you'll
find your one. 😊

Jimin:
Thank you Hobi Hyung.

Me:
My plan is best- Go for
one night stands. Maybe a
strip club.

Jimin:
I wish your soulmate punches
you in the eye! 😡

Namjoon:
Ouch

Me:
Let's see 😂

I laughed as I placed my phone back in my pockets. Three of us done. Maybe I should go on a date too.

Wait. Did we gave her the consultation fee?

"Eomma? Eomma?" I walked in the house.

"Why are you screaming, can't you be a little low?" She hissed.

"Did you pay Sora for the consultation?"

"No," she replied simply.

"Okay. Then I'll do."

"No wait don't. She'll feel bad if you do that. Give her something else. Maybe treat her? Or give her flowers?"

"Me? Giving that jerkass flowers? Not even in my wildest dreams! She deliberately increased chilli pepper in my soup, my face was on fire."

She laughed, "That was particularly funny. Come on. You guys are friends."

"Friends? Me and her? I gotta puke at the statement."

"Don't overreact-"

"Can't help. I am going on a date tonight. Bye mom."

"Oh okay. All the best."

I dressed for the occasion- a simple white shirt and black pants, perfect for a dinner date. She's a businesswoman, keeping it subtle, I chose the simple dior.

Have to have an impression if she's my soulmate.

I stepped out the same moment as Sora stepped out of her house. Not any usual, she was wearing a v-neck wrap knit dress. The brown colour complimented her skin tone.

She looked different than her usual loose Tshirt, messy bun and dorky face. She looked like a woman.

"You're going somewhere?" She asked.

"Mind your own business."

She smirked, "Someone getting a love life, I see. By the way the pant color matches your eye, kitty."

I was about to say something when a car screeched infront of her gate.

"Oops kitty, I would have roasted you more but sadly, I have a life unlike you," she smiled and walked ahead.

A man came out, wearing a tux. Was he going to propose her or something? Good, marry her, take her away.

"You look beautiful, Sora," he admired. No lie, she does look beautiful.

She blushed but grinned wide. Be more shy girl!

"You look great too," she winked and the man blushed, looking away.

Why the fuck is this opposite?

"Here, come on," he walked ahead, opening the door for her and then sat beside.

They accelerated off and suddenly, I have a ruined mood. Well, okay, I have to anyway.

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