Candy Monster

-camera's recording-

"Well, that concludes Gravity Falls's anomaly number thirteen: the Möbius chicken strip," Dipper explains forward, sitting on a chair in his room as he eats the chicken strip,  "It's infinitely delicious."

"And that's a wrap!" (y/n) replies from behind the camera, "Let's get this down before it-"

"Whoa, what the-?!"

A blurry figure crawls along the wall before leaving the frame, the camera falling as (y/n)'s knocked off his feet with a yell.

Dipper walks over, helping (y/n) up as the camera zooms out, running over to a sleeping Mabel, "Mabel, did you see that?! Wake up!!"

"Never, let me sleep forever..."

"Some creature just jumped out of nowhere!! It's eating all our leftover Summerween candy!!"

Mabel instantly sat up at that, "What?!"

"Look!!"

-pan to the creature hiding in the corner-

"Ew, it's like a.." Mabel's voice pauses for a moment, "naked little man!"

Dipper places a cardboard cutout into frame, "Okay, this is now Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained number seventy six: uh... that thing!"

The creature yells some more, grabbing one of the candy bags as Mabel scolds, "No, put it down! Put it down..!" The creature licks the basket, "Oh gross!!"

"We might need backup," (y/n) adds.

-cut to Dipper covered in an armory of plush toys, holding a gulf club and bucket-

"Okay, I'm ready. I've covered myself in armor," Dipper explains before poking his club against one of the plush toys, making it squeak, "I'm gonna capture him for science."

"And for candy!" Mabel quickly adds.

"Get this on tape incase I die or whatever."

"Claim your victory, chosen hero," (y/n) says, getting a small chuckle from Dipper.

He walks over to the creature, though keeping his distance as he carefully and slowly drags over a few pieces of candy with the golf club. When the creature leaps to grab the pieces, Dipper attempts to trap it with the bucket, but the creature jumps out of the way in time and quickly crawls up the wall and across the roof.

(y/n)'s the first to yell, "IT'S CRAWLING UP!!"

"AH!! DIE, YOU, DIE!!" Mabel throws a plush toy at the creature.

-the plush toy hits the camera before rapidly panning downstairs-

"Where is it?" Dipper turns to the camera, "Have you seen it?" A scream as the creature lands on Dipper's face, making him crash into the wall and fall back. The creature then runs off with the bag of candy deeper into the house.

-cut to the creature on top of the fridge-

Dipper enters the frame as the creature continues to eat the candy, Mabel yelling from behind the camera, "AH, NO!!" He throws the bucket at the creature, making it throw the candy Dipper's way, forcing Dipper behind a chair. Mabel yells some more, "He's wasting candy!!"

"Maze, your mouth!!" (y/n) yells, "Catch the candy in your mouth!!"

"What?! No, why would I-?!" a candy lands in Dipper's mouth, which he happily chews, "Actually, that's pretty good-" He falls back when a giant candy bar hits his face.

The creature jumps off and runs into the living room, the camera following as it suddenly steps on the tv remote, turning it on. It looks over, now hypnotized as it stares at it with wide eyes, slowly walking back and sitting on the couch.

"Check it out!" (y/n) whispers, "He's hypnotized by the tv!"

Dipper walks into the frame, "And he dropped the candy, what a little dummy! Glued to the- ... to the.." his pupils widen, "Oh, I love this movie..!"

"Uh, Maze?" (y/n) calls out, "Mason!" Still no response, so he lets out a laugh, "Why's he awfully cute like this."

-cut to Dipper, Mabel, (y/n), and the creature all sitting in the couch watching tv-

Dipper's head rests against (y/n)'s chest as he speaks without looking away from the tv, "Shouldn't we do something about the monster?"

"Candy now. Monster later," Mabel replies in a robotic tone.

The creature whimpers as it reaches over, the group passing a gulf club to it, which it devours entirely.

Soos then passes behind them, "Hey, (y/n)! Hey, Dipper! Hey, Mabel!" He narrows his eyes at the creature before smiling, "Hey, Grunkle Stan!"

Dipper looks at the camera, "Well, I guess that's it for Dipper's Guide to the Supernatural. The next episode will probably be about getting rid of this candy-eating monster."

Soos leans over to the creature, whispering, "Psst, Stan, what are they talking about?"

-camera stops recording-

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Stan's Tattoo

-camera's recording-

Dipper stands in his room as Mabel's close-up fingers try to squish his face when he speaks, "Hello, I'm Dipper Pines. The girl trying to crush my head is Mabel-"

Mabel's hand waves, "I'm helping!"

"No you're not," (y/n)'s hand slaps hers away, "You're messing up the focus."

"Hey!"

Dipper lets out a sigh before starting to explain, "Today on Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained, we investigate anomaly number twenty-three: Grunkle Stan's Secret Tattoo." He begins to show several pictures of the tattoo, "What is he hiding? A college prank, a secret symbol, or something stranger? Stan claims it doesn't exist, but today we're gonna find out!"

The camera is snatched and pointed at Mabel's leg, "Right after another exciting episode of What's Under Mabel's Bandage!!"

"EW, MABEL-"

-cut to Dipper and Soos in the gift shop-

"Okay, here's the plan. Stan never takes off his undershirt," Dipper walks closer to the camera, "Obviously to hide his tattoo." He goes back near the thermostat, "But me and Soos are about to 'turn up the heat' on this mystery."

"Boooo," (y/n)'s voice sounds from behind the camera.

Soos though, laughs, "Literally! I love how you come up with stuff like that!"

-cut to Stan reading a book-

Soos walks into the room, "Woo, hot in here today, huh, Mr. Pines? Probably be a lot cooler if we worked without our shirts on~!" Soos takes off his shirt, "Am I right?!"

"Soos, I will pay you to put your shirt back on."

"Ah, don't be shy, Mr. Pines," Soos climbs onto the counter and lays down, "Bodies are nothing to be ashamed off."

"Watch the shop for a minute, Soos. I need to go find a melon baller and pull my eyeballs out," and Stan leaves.

Soos sits up, staying quite for a while before starting to move his stomach, "Do do do do do do, do do do do do-hey! Da da da da da-!"

-cut to Stan on the couch-

Dipper enters the frame, "Okay, plan B."

"This isn't gonna-"

"Shh," he cuts off (y/n), walking over to Stan, "Heavens, is that poison oak on your shoulder? Let me scratch it for you." Dipper reaches over, only for Stan to slap his hand away.

"Kid, if you're trying to see my tattoo, you're gonna have to try harder than that."

"Aha!! I thought you said you didn't have a tattoo!"

"I don't, but you do," Stan says as he pulls out a red permanent marker.

"What do you mean I-?"

"Later!" the camera quickly pans away as (y/n) runs off, Dipper's loud scream coming from behind.

-cut to Dipper in front of the camera, the word Goober written on his forehead-

(y/n)'s laugh is heard from behind as Dipper lets out a sigh, "Okay. plan C, Stan is in the shower. I wish it hadn't come to this but sometimes you have to do terrible things for science."

"Take the camera with you, I'm not following you in there."

"Ugh, fine. Wish me luck."

"Good luck, Goober."

"Mason. Mason or Dipper, please don't start."

-camera pans forward-

Dipper's hand reaches forward as he enters the bathroom, quickly pulling away the shower curtain with one swoop. Stan is fully clothed in the shower, glaring down at Dipper, "You're never gonna see it, kid. Never. Gonna. See it."

"How long have you been standing there?"

"Gimme that camera!!!"

"AH-!!!"

-cut to Dipper on the roof-

"So I just figured I'd chill in the roof for a while-!"

"I'M GONNA FIND YOU, KID!!" Stan's voice yells from afar.

Dipper freezes for a second before looking at the camera with a serious expression, "Well, that's it for this episode. Stan's tattoo remains a mystery, but who knows what other secrets are waiting to be uncovered."

(y/n) suddenly pops out from behind him, "Goober out!!"

"Hey-!!"

-camera stops recording-

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The Mailbox

-camera's recording-

"Welcome back to Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained anomaly number fifty-four: the mailbox," Dipper explains as he stands in the middle of the forest, stepping aside to reveal an old, broken mailbox, "There it is, in the middle of the forest. No house, no address. Today, me and my team of experts-"

Soos enters the frame wearing scientist gear, "'Sup."

"Hey," (y/n) greets as he waves a hand in frame before Dipper continues his explanation.

"-are gonna put a letter in and see who picks it up."

"My letter posits a salient question," Soos opens the letter and shows the camera, "'Sup, dawg?"

He placed the letter inside, Dipper turning to the camera, "Now we're gonna hide behind a bush and wait for someone to come by."

"Uh, guys?!" (y/n)'s voice makes the two others look over at the mailbox, seeing it shaking strongly.

"What the-?!"

The mailbox's lever suddenly lifts up on its own, and it then stops shaking, Soos looking at the camera in shock, "Did you see that?!"

Dipper walks over, though keeping his distance, "Open it!"

"No, you open it, dude!! I'm not touching a ghost mailbox!"

A sigh is heard before (y/n) walks into frame and over to the mailbox, opening it and pulling out a brand new letter, "Check this out!"

"That's not our letter, dude!!" Sops yells.

"What does it say?!"

"It says..." at Dipper's question, (y/n) opens the letter, gasping slightly before reading, "Hello, Dipper, (y/n), and Soos"!"

"It knows our names!"

Soos looks at the two, "What if this thing's all knowing?!"

Dipper's eyebrows bend in determination, "We have to test it!"

-cut to a close up of a letter that reads 'What did I shave into my head this morning?'-

Soos walks over, placing the letter in the main box and slightly flinching back as it begins to shake, its handle raising up before stopping. He then opens it and pulls the new letter out, opening it and reading it out loud, "A baby duck holding a paddleball."Dude, it knew!" Soos turns around to show the art on his head.

"Me next!!" (y/n)'s voice says.

-cut to a close up of a letter that reads 'When did I first find my shack in the woods?-

(y/n) walks over and places the letter into the mail box, sitting it shake and stop before taking out the new letter, reading it out loud, "January 12, 2007. Wow, I knew it was in January of that year, but even I had forgotten the day!"

-cut to Dipper writing a new letter-

"When is the end of the world?" he reads before placing it into the mailbox.

-cut to Dipper holding a new letter-

"3012," he reads out loud before looking at the camera, "Huh, we got a while."

-cut to Soos writing a new letter-

"Who's my dream woman?" he reads out excitedly before putting it into the mailbox.

-cut to Soos showing a drawing of a very huff tall woman-

"Hot tamales!!" he hides the drawing in his jacket, "Save that for the archives!"

-cut to Dipper pacing around-

"Uh... when is the exact time and date of my death??"

Soos adds on, "Did aliens build the pyramids?!"

"Or what is the meaning of life?!"

"What are marshmallows made off?!"

"Maze!!" (y/n)'s voice interrupts, "The journal!! Who wrote journal #3!!"

"Who wrote the journal, who wrote the journal!!" Soos repeats to confirm the question.

Dipper smiles at the camera, "We're finally gonna get the answer to the greatest mystery in Gravity Falls!!"

Mabel suddenly walks into frame, "Nifty, a mailbox! I've been wanting to mail mom this video of me sticking a hundred gummy worms up my nose!"

She walks to the mailbox as he pulls out a box, Dipper trying to stop her as she places it into the mailbox. She backs away in surprise when it begins to shake, the four silent as the lever raises up. Dipper's the one to pull out the new letter, reading it out loud, "Your gummy worm video has disturbed and insulted me. You fools are unworthy of my great knowledge. The era of human enlightenment shall never come to pass."

The mailbox then shakes harder than before, a bright blue glow around it as the others scream, unable to run away when the mailbox explodes.

-cut to Dipper, Mabel, and Soos all standing where the mailbox used to be, covered in burns and muck-

Dipper's eyes were wide in shock as he spoke, "Well, uh, that concludes Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained, where we learned that when dealing with the unknown, do not mail videos of you shoving gummy worms up your nose!!"

"There's more where that came from!!" Mabel takes a ball of gummy worms and takes one, "Into my nose!! Into my nose-!!"

A hand covers the lens, (y/n) yelling from behind, "NOPE!"

-camera stops recording-

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Lefty

-camera's recording-

"Alright uh, welcome back to Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained," Dipper begins as he stands in the middle of town, "Today we investigate Gravity Falls's anomaly number eighty-two: this guy."

-pan to a normal looking man drinking his coffee and reading a newspaper-

"Sure, he looks normal, but if he's so normal, explain why he's always facing left!"

-cut to the man grocery shopping-

"Literally, we've been following him around for weeks."

-cut to the man jogging-

"And I've never once seen the right side of his face!"

-cut to the man going up an escalator-

"And neither has anyone else! But why?"

-cut to Mabel holding a stack of papers-

"Mabel, theories?"

She begins to show drawings for each one, "Theory one: he's hiding an embarrassing sunburn! Theory two: half man, half lizard man! And theory three, my personal favorite: he's normal, and Dipper's just crazy!"

Dipper's hand quickly crumbles up the last drawing, "That's not a theory, that doesn't count as a theory!" Mabel laughs, and (y/n) is heard snickering in the background before Dipper smiles at the camera, "We find out now."

-pan to the inside of the bowling alley where the man is seen behind the counter-

"Hello, good sir!" Dipper greets.

The man glances over, clearly already on edge, "I'm sorry, cameras aren't aloud in here."

"Oh, it's not on, it's not on!" Dipper says as he covers the lens for a second, then whispers and smirks to the camera, "He bought it!" He then walks over to the counter, "So would you mind grabbing those boiling shoes for me? The ones on your right side?"

"Those ones?" the man points at a pair above and behind him, to which Dipper nods, and without turning around, the man manages to grab the pair and place them on the counter.

Dipper stares in disappointment, pulling out his wallet as another plan enters his head, "Whoops! Oh no, I dropped my wallet!" He throws the wallet behind the man, "It's over to your right there, your right side. You could maybe turn around and-"

Instead, the man sighs and crouches down, picking up the wallet and placing it on the counter, "There you are, sir."

With a tone of obvious disappointment, Dipper picks up his wallet and shoes, "Fine, can you just get me my bowling ball.."

"I don't see why not," the man replied before walking out of frame. Dipper then rushes over, snatching the camera so it faces the man as he kneels down, muttering to himself, "Let's see, looks like maybe it's in here..."

"Well, I was thinking it could be the- AHA!!" Dipper's hand pushes the man so his right side faces the camera, showing a robotic environment the shame of the man controlled by tiny green blobs, "What the-?!"

One of the creatures notices, calling the others before they all gasp in shock.

-cut to Dipper, Mabel, and (y/n)'s faces-

The three gasp in even more shock.

-cut to the mechanisms and creatures-

"We're blown!!" one of them screams, "Shut it down, shut it down!!"

They all begin pulling out glowing green cubes, screaming 'The time has come', with one looking over at another, "The time has come, brother!!"

"I can't, I have a family!!"

"You signed the oath!!"

The two eat their cubes and immediately get killed by it, falling off the mechanism just like the rest, causing the robot to deconstruct and catch fire, the fire causes smoke, and the smoke turns on the sprinklers, which turn on the alarms, forcing the three kids to run out of the store.

"Well, that concludes anomaly number eighty two!" Dipper pants in between sentences, "I think we might want to burn this tape!"

-camera stops recording-

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The Tooth

-camera's recording-

Dipper stands on the beach in front of the lake, "Welcome to Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained anomaly number forty-two: the toothpoints."

-pan to Mabel poking the giant tooth with a stick-

"I'm here for scale!" she says enthusiastically.

"I found it yesterday when I was uh... practicing."

-cut to Dipper playing a tuba in front of the lake-

He suddenly looks to the side, "Hey, is that a giant tooth?"

-cut to Mabel with the tooth-

"I didn't know you played tuba," (y/n) points out from behind.

"L-let's get back on the subject," he quickly blurts out, "It's strangely human, but it's gigantic! It's bigger than any fish or lake monster I've ever seen! And we're gonna find out where it came from!"

-cut to Tate who stands behind his store's counter-

"Tooth? No, don't know nothing about a tooth."

Dipper continues, "We were thinking about paddling out on that like tonight."

"Bit if friendly advice, kids. If you see bubbles on that lake, run."

"What, why?"

"Enough questions, get that camera out of here!!" Tate reaches over to block the lens.

-cut to the lake at night-

Dipper walks into frame, "I'm here at the lake to investigate. I brought Mabel and (y/n) for backup."

"And I brought Bare-O, my adorable childhood puppet!! Heyo!! Ain't that right, honey?" She deepens her voice as he shows her creepy bear puppet, speaking for it, "Did somebody say honey?!"

"Hi...." (y/n) says, disturbance clear in his tone."

Dipper tries to push the puppet back, "Nope, creepy. Bear-O's creepy. Everyone hates Bear-O."

"But Dipper, who could hate Bear-O?"

"I can think of a few people."

-cut to Mabel with the puppet on a stage-

"They're quite a pair, Mabel and Bear-O, her un-bear-lievable bear!!" Mabel sings before waving at the camera.

The kids that were listening start to scream and cry, with one of them running into the camera as he yelled, "I hate Bear-O, mommy!!" The camera falls and a crack of glass is heard.

-cut to the beach-

"I had to pay fifty bucks for that lens replacement, you know," (y/n) mentions in annoyance.

"Ah, c'mon, you'll see!" Mabel smiles brightly, "You two, me, and Bear-O are the adventure team of a life time!!"

-cut to Bear-O sitting on the beach, then zooms out to show the three on a boat, having left the puppet behind-

Dipper begins to explain, "Okay, something out there left that tooth, and we're gonna find out what it is."

Mabel then pulls out a sigh that reads, "Do you want more Bear-O? Let your voice be heard! Write: Mabel Pines, %Mystery Shack, Gravity Falls."

"No-no, c'mon!!"

-cut to the three now in the middle of the lake-

"So what exactly are we looking for?" (y/n) asks in a bit of a whisper.

Dipper whispers back, "I don't know, just look out for bubbles in the water."

"Guys, look!" Mabel semi-yells in the whispering tone.

-pan to bubbles in the water not too far away-

"They're over by that island! We have to see what happens!" The boat suddenly shakes, and Dipper's eyes widen, "What was that?!"

-cut to the island-

Mabel screams, and Dipper's yelling follows, "What's happening?!"

"It doesn't matter, start rowing!!" (y/n) yells back as the camera is placed down, the three desperately rowing away as the island suddenly raises up from the water.

A face was revealed in the earth that was hidden beneath the water, a tooth missing as it spoke words in reverse, getting close and closer until-

-error.
file not found.
requesting restart.-

-camera's recording-

Several feet enter the frame as they walk on the beach, (y/n)'s voice heard from nearby, "Oh my God, am I really just gonna have wasted two hundred dollars on it?! I just bought that camera!"

"There it is!" Dipper tan over, picking up the camera, "Still recording too!"

"Thank God it works!"

"Okay, after it attacked us, that giant head thing just sunk back into the lake and it lost another one of its teeth trying to eat our boat. But the important thing is.. we survived. Barely."

"Yeah.." Mabel replies with a sigh as she walks into frame, then picks up her beat puppet, "Did somebody say.. bear-ly?!"

"AHH-!!"

-camera stops recording-

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The Hide-Behind

-camera's recording-

Dipper stands in his room, writing something in a small notepad before (y/n)'s voice brings his attention over, "We're on!"

"Oh!" he clears his throat, "Hello, and welcome back to Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained-" Mabel places a small UFO keychain into frame, making a small sci-fi music note, "... Thank you. Today, we investigate Gravity Falls's anomaly number one thirty-two: the hide-behind."

-cut to a closeup of a journal page-

"Local lumberjacks tell of a mysterious creature always always just out of sight!" He passed the page, showing its footprints, "But these photos suggest it might actually be real! Either way, I intend to find out."

"AH, HIDE-BEHIND!!"

"AHH!!" Dipper falls back as Mabel hangs upside behind him, laughing loudly as (y/n) laughs along from behind.

Dipper glares up at her, "Mabel-!!"

-cut to Manly Dan and his three sons in the forest-

"Hide-Behind? Oh, he's real, alright. Real as my beard! Was behind me once, made this sound!" he makes a jittery sound with his teeth, "Mighty spooky."

"Dad?!" one of his sons screams as they all step away from a falling tree.

"It's going down!!"

"Daddy's doing a movie!!" Dan screams back as the tree lands on a shack, breaking it entirely, "He's doing a movie now!"

-cut to Lazy Susan pouring too much coffee into a mug-

"Can I get a refill, ma'am?" a man on a table behind her asks, "Refill?"

She simply looks at the camera, "Oh, the Hide-Behind is definitely real. Might even be behind me right now! Let me see.." She turns around, starting to spin around and around and around, "Woah woah woah woah woah-!!"

-cut to Stan sitting on his porch-

"Don't believe every legend you hear, kid," he starts to explain, "The people on this town are literally the dumbest people in the world. Literally."

-cut to Lazy Susan still spinning around-

"Whoa whoa whoa-!!"

-cut to Stan sitting on his porch-

"The Hide-Behind is just a rumor. You want a mystery, well how about the mystery of-" Something rushes by in quick speeds, making the jittery sound Manly Dan had shown earlier, "What the-?"

"That's it!!" Dipper yells as he rushes into the woods, the camera following after him.

"Hey, we're doing an interview!!" Stan's voice calls back from behind, following by Mabel yelling their names.

Dipper ignores them, talking to the creature in the woods, "I'm coming for ya!! Where is he, where is he?!"

-cut to a tiny stem of a tree-

"Okay, after hours of searching, we've narrowed it down to this tree. I know what you're wondering. How do you catch a creature who's always right behind you? Well how about..." Dipper steps into full few, covered in mirrors from head to toe, "a mirror suit!! Nothing's gonna sneak up on old Dipper P-"

"BLIND SPOT!" (y/n) reaches down from the trees, poking his armpit, making Dipper scream and fall back.

"I'm down!! Dipper down!!"

-cut to Dipper back on his feet-

"This is it, get ready to finally be seen, Hide-Behind!"

-pan to the other side of the tree-

"Aha!!!" Instead of the monster, an owl holding a maraca stands on the ground, staring at them with wide eyes, "What?!"

"Wow, cool!! maraca owl!" Mabel exclaims.

-cut to Dipper throwing his mirror suit to the ground in frustration-

Mabel smiles with the owl sitting on her arm before she runs away, the Dipper looks at the camera, "Well, based on the lack of evidence, I have to conclude anomy number one thirty two: the Hide-Behind, just a legend..."

"Aw, don't be so down about it," (y/n) walks over, placing a hand on his shoulder, "How about we head home, making some hot cocoa, and listen to some conspiracy theory podcasts..?"

"That sounds nice.."

"Atta boy.." he ruffles up Dipper's hat, "Let me get my camera and I'll meet you at the shack, alright..?"

Dipper nods and walks away, while (y/n) walks back to the camera, kneeling down to grab it. But he then looks around, then smiles at the camera as he places a finger against his lips in secret before turning the camera around, a thin, tall, and shadowy creature peeking from behind a tree, waving back.

-camera stops recording-

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Smile Dip

-camera's recording-

"Hello, welcome to Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained," Dipper begins to explain before Mabel interrupts.

"We're studying candy today!!"

"Mabel!!" he scolds before pushing her back, clearing his throat, "Today, we're gonna be studying something that most of you may find unnecessary, Gravity Falls' anomaly number ninety-five, Smile Dip."

-cut to a closeup of the Smile Dip bag-

"It may look like an ordinary pack of candy you find at your local convenience store, but what it holds inside has a strange power to mess with people in certain while. And we have witnesses here to say their experiences!"

-cut to Mabel sitting on a chair-

"Witness #1, what do you have to say about your experiences with this candy?"

"All I have to say is that it taste amazing!!" Mabel smiles, raising her arms in the explanation, "Like a rainbow that throws up glitter on cakes!! Twelve out of ten!!"

(y/n) speaks from behind the camera, "Didn't you say you never wanted to see one again after the incident at Dusk 2 Dawn?"

"Mabel, you're suppose to give your honest negative opinion!" Dipper scolds again.

"I would never betray Aoshima like that!!" she glares at Dipper before running over to the camera, "Buy all the bags you can, steal them if you have to, your childhood depends on it!!"

-cut to (y/n) sitting on a chair-

"Okay, now that Mabel has been placed in timeout," Dipper starts.

-pan to Mabel sitting in the corner of the room with a can of sprinkles, happily enjoying it before panning back to (y/n)-

"Witness #2, what's your experience with eating these candies?"

"Frankly, Mr. Mason, I would not recommend. The only reason I'm able to resist their brain altering results is cuz they go straight into my blood and therefore into my DNA, which is actually beneficial, in my case."

"What do you think would be best to classify what's in the bag?"

"Drugs, probably."

"But how can something DNA altering be made to work so well for you when most don't know your kind exist?"

(y/n) shrugs in response, "Beats me. I'm just lucky there's something that stops me from fully changing into that- Oh crap!!"

"What, what happened?!"

-pan to Mabel eating several bags of Smile Dip-

"Mabel, stop!!"

-cut to Mabel lying on her bed-

She stares at the ceiling with disturbingly wide pupils, trying to catch something that's not there, Dipper's voice then heard, "Well, at least we have a present day example of the results."

"I don't think we should see this as a good thing," (y/n) answers.

"There you have it!" Dipper turns to the camera, "If you ever spot any of these sugary packets in the wild, stay clear of them! Dipper o-"

"I'M COMING FOR YOU, AOSHIMA!!" Mabel screams as she jumps at the camera.

"MABEL-!"

-camera stops recording-

Thanks for reading!!! 'Till next time!!!

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