Tom Hopper as Luther Hargreeves
NUMBER ONE
"So... Luther's like a Space Monkey...  Awesome!"

David Castañeda as Diego Hargreeves
NUMBER TWO
"Oh, so you're like a Knife Magician?"

Emmy Raver-Lampman as Allison Hargreeves
NUMBER THREE
"She's a boss ass bitch. She'll be okay."

Robert Sheehan as Klaus Hargreeves
NUMBER FOUR
"I hate to be blunt, but you're excruciatingly hot."

Aidan Gallagher as The Boy
NUMBER FIVE
"I'm with the non-child-child-genius."

Justin H. Min as Ben Hargreeves
NUMBER SIX
"So, he was just here? Did he see...?"

Elliot Page as Vanya/Viktor Hargreeves
NUMBER SEVEN
"You're my best friend, please, just listen to me!"

John Magaro as Leonard Peabody/Harold Jenkins
"What are your intentions with my almost-sister?"

Cameron Britton as Hazel
"You seem like a reasonable fellow."

Mary J. Blige as Cha Cha
"First of all, I'm not a bitch; second of all, that's rich coming someone who gets off by making people bleed."

Lily Collins as Luce Lancaster
"I... I just lost control. And the next thing I knew, Mum was in the hospital..."

☂☂☂

Honorable Mentions:

Jordan Claire Robbins as Grace Hargreeves
"I guess that explains why she looks so young."

Adam Godley as Pogo Hargreeves
"Does anybody else see the talking monkey?"

Colm Feore as Sir Reginald Hargreeves
"Your dad sounds like an utter douchebag."

Kate Walsh as The Handler
"I am not interested in some American Mary Poppins/Nanny McPhee rip-off."

Kevin Rankin as Elliott
"Great going, guys. You killed my freaking date. Again."

Yusuf Gatewood as Raymond Chestnut
"Not now Mel Tormé. We really need to figure this stuff out."