So I'm challenging myself. I want you guys to pick one(maybe more idk) of the following sentences and I will base an Ineffable Husbands one shot off of it.

❝ Stop manhandling the ice cream! ❞

❝ Change the channel and I'll kill you. ❞

❝ You actual shit, you started without me!? ❞

❝ Since I'm up, by default I will get your _____. ❞

❝ Did you just throw a sock ball at me!? ❞

❝ How about this, how about you fight the rest of the cereal by yourself and I'll courageously make pancakes for those of us who want a little warmth in our mornings. ❞

❝ Whiskey is a breakfast staple, anyone who says otherwise is fucking lying. ❞

❝ My underwear are now bright pink because of you, thank you very much. ❞

❝ Can you stop kicking me? ❞

❝ I don't go shopping I get and retrieve. I have a narrow focus, unlike some people. ❞

❝ Did you walk the dog? ❞

❝ You, me, PJ's, pizza, bed. The PJ's are optional. ❞

❝ Only you could make the idea of beating up already dead meat sound attractive. ❞

❝ I can feel you staring at me, why don't you just come in? ❞

❝ Good news; we have internet again! ❞

❝ I don't want to file taxes, why don't you be the adult? ❞

❝ You snuggling me over an open flame is an invitation for my nipples to disappear. ❞

❝ I know you're scared of my mother but contemplating arson isn't the way to fix this. ❞

❝ I installed a stripper pole while you were gone because it made me think of you. ❞

❝ All I was doing was helping the barista learn to spell my name properly. The song and dance should NOT have gotten you that embarrassed. ❞

❝ How about we just never mention this again? ❞

❝ Have you seen my earrings/necklace/rings? ❞

❝ You are literally the child we both want/neither of us wants. ❞

❝ Did you call the doctor about that? ❞

❝ Let me pop it, just let me pop it, nothing bad will happen, I swear! ❞

❝ You almost left me at the gas station! ❞

❝ Alright, look! Next time you want to barbecue with the hairdryer, just make sure I'm home! ❞

❝ I didn't think the sink had this much water inside of it. ❞

❝ Don't be mad, but _____. ❞

Here's the link to the post on Tumblr if you were wondering where I got the sentences from...

https://ineffablegame.tumblr.com/post/186917516025/obscenely-domestic-starter-sentences