she's so sweet and beautiful wtf

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Scenario 1: Zoë's having a book signing. You told her that if she got that far to have a book signing, you'd be the first one in line. Being the amazing friend you are, you arrive with a copy of her book, and is first in line as promised. Zoë found this amusing, and signed your book, before making you wait beside her to talk after. Soon, the signing is over, and she turns to you, sighing. "So much writing...! We need to catch up. It's been a while." You nod in agreement. She begins to pack up, before saying, "Wanna come back to my hotel room so we can catch up with maybe a nice cup of tea?" You...

Scenario 2: Make it up.