Starscream: Just going to make myself some toast, and-

Starscream: WHO PUT THE TOASTER OVEN ON SIX?!

Starscream: I mean that's not even good toast!

Starscream: Four is good toast, five is burnt toast, but six?!

Starscream: WHAT WERE YOU CREMATING IN MY TOASTER OVEN?!

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