Miko: Hey Optimus! Why'd the chicken cross the road?

Optimus: Miko, we may not know why the chicken crosses the road...But within every chicken lies the innate courage to go fourth in the face of certain danger. In spite of the risk of oncoming traffic or predators the chicken perseveres.

Miko:

Miko, choked up: That chicken is my hero.

Source: DeviantArt comic

Submitted by: Lethasa