Bumblebee: [In the hospital after a car crash]

Nurse: I'm sorry sir, but you can't come in. We can only allow family to see him right now.

Optimus: Bold of you to assume I won't legally adopt him RIGHT NOW.

Bumblebee: [Higher than a kite] You tell 'em, dad!

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Submitted by: FlammusPrimus

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