Jack: [Goes into kitchen in the middle of the night to get a drink]

Miko: [Sneezes]

Jack, startled: What the? [Turns light on]

Miko: [Sitting on top of the fridge eating Oreos] Hi!

Jack: I'm not even going to ask why you're here.

Source: Unkown

Submitted by: TyziDaRaptorTrainer