Positive: *sees snake* What a beautiful snek

Negative: What?

Positive: *petting it* So smooth. The cutest snek

Negative: Snake?

Positive: Snek

Negative: Snake

Positive: Snek

Negative: SNAKE *grabs Rainbow, points at it*

Rainbow: ...oh look, a snek!

Negative: ....

~ Next ~

Negative: *applying chapstick*

Elemental: What flavor is that?

Negative: Oh it's vanilla

Elemental: Can I try some?

Negative: Sure *hands over the chapstick*

Elemental: *kisses Negative* Holy crap, it tastes like vanilla

Negative: *has stopped functioning*

~ Next ~

Nightmare: You make me so mad

Rainbow: I literally just said "Hello"

Nightmare: Yet here I am, boiling with rage

~ Next ~

Sabre: *teaching Nightmare how to drive* Okay, so you're driving, and Rainbow walks into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Nightmare: Oh, definitely Rainbow

Sabre: *rubbing his temples* The brakes, Nightmare. You hit the brakes

~ Next ~

Positive: Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?

Ghost: I really don't

Positive: That's the spirit!

Ghost: Never talk to me again

~ Next ~

Positive: *crying* What do you want from me?

Elemental: *eating a Kit Kat in bites instead of bars*

Positive: *crying harder* Please, stop!

~ Next ~

Lucas: Okay, okay, let's actually go to sleep now....

Rainbow: ....

Sabre: .....

Negative: ...

Positive: ...the snack that smiles back-

Everyone: Goldfish-DANG IT POSITIVE

~ Next ~

Elemental: Positive: I knight thee in the father-

Sabre: *waves*

Elemental: the son-

Rainbow: *dabs*

Elemental: and the unholy spirits

Void, Nightmare, and Dark: *screeching*

~ Next ~

Sabre: So what does everyone want for dinner?

Lucas: Spaghetti

Sabre: Okay!

Rainbow: ...better have meat sauce and regular as options

Galaxy: I know, right? I can't stand normal sauce. It makes it watery

Rainbow: Exactly

Lucas: You...you mean spaghetti sauce with meat in it?

Rainbow: Sure, I guess that's another way to say it

Galaxy: No, it's m e a t s a u c e

~ Next ~

Negative: Kiss, marry, kill. Rainbow, Sabre, Elemental

Nightmare: Kill Rainbow, kill Elemental.....marry Sabre *looks at Sabre with intention*

Sabre: Yes

Negative: *whispers* what just happened?

Positive: *whispers back* I...I think they just got engaged

~ Next ~

Rainbow: We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter. Wonder who it's from!

Letter: Dark is flirting with Light, thought this was the best way to tell you, Sincerely, Sabre

Rainbow: ....we are gonna go murder *pulls out lightning summoner* we are gonna go murder