I actually felt like posting since I remembered how many of you loved this series, due to others commenting on precious chapters.

Elemental: I told Negative that his ears turn red when he lies and now I can directly tell if he's really lying.

Positive: what? How?

Elemental: I'll show you. Neg, do you love us?

Negative: *covering his ears* no.

~ Next ~

Lucas: you were drunk last night

Sabre: no I wasn't

Lucas: you started cutting pineapples at 3am while yelling, "Stop hiding SpongeBob! I know you're in there!"

Sabre:...but did I find him though?

~ Next ~

Elemental: Sup, I heard there's a new art exhibition in town

Neg: what?

Elemental: in my room. You can stare at me. Entrance is free *wink*

~ Next ~

Shadow: if the opposite of pro is con

Void: and the opposite of progress is congress

Shadow: then the opposite of constitution is-

Rainbow: Let me stop you right there

~ Next ~

Sabre: Did you have to stab him?

Rainbow: You weren't there, you didn't hear what he said to me

Sabre: what'd he say to you?

Rainbow: "What're you gonna do, stab me?"

Galaxy: *nodding* that's fair

~ Next ~

Sabre: *raising his voice to be heard down the aisle* Which chip brand do you prefer?

Shadow: *at full volume* I'm a real slut for Doritos!

Positive: *horrified* Shadow!

~ Next ~

Negative: *in deep thought staring outside*

Elemental: He's so beautiful and thoughtful. I wonder what brilliant insights are crossing his mind today

Negative: wens-day...whens-day...wed-nes-day???

~ Next ~

Galaxy: Go big or go home!

Rainbow: *tears in his eyes* I am begging you, Galaxy. For once in your life, go home. Please. Just this once. Go home.

Galaxy: I'm going big

~ Next ~

Plague: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Void: oh. This. I don't like this.

~ Next ~

Rainbow: Gods give me patience

Alex: I think you mean strength

Rainbow: if they gave me strength, everyone would be dead

~ Next ~

Sabre: did you guys buy eggs like I asked?

Galaxy: even better!

Sabre:....what did you do?

Galaxy: *holding up a chicken* Here!

Rainbow: his name is Sabre Jr.

~ Next ~

Elemental: how long does it take before you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?

Time: I think-

Negative: 72 hours

Time: how do you know?

Negative: there's a clown standing behind you

~ Next ~

Ghost: I accidentally wore my contacts to bed. Sometimes I think I'm stupid

Faceless: don't worry, I do that all the time

Ghost: wear your contacts to bed??

Faceless: think you're stupid

~ Next ~

Rainbow: and what would you like?

Lucas: I wish to devour the unborn

Sabre: eggs, he wants eggs

~ Next ~

Rainbow: Shut up

Galaxy: or what

Rainbow: I'll marry you

Galaxy:...*starts yodeling*

~ Next ~

Light: why can't you see things from my perspective??

Dark: *sits in the floor*

Light: *trying not to break* listen here-

~ Next ~

Galaxy: That sounds like a really risky and gay plan

Alex: so? Are you in?

Galaxy: I thought it was an obvious answer

~ Next ~

Void: if you wanted freedom all you had to do was ask!

Rainbow: can I have freedom?

Void: haha, no.

~ Next ~

Elemental: you look good today. Pro homo

Time: don't you mean no homo?

Elementals: it's a new era, support the gays

~ Next ~

Shadow: my demons are chasing me and they're doing the Naruto run