Time: Excuse me, why am I considered the responsible one?

Void: Galaxy once stuck his hand in a toaster that was still on because he wanted his toast that second

Galaxy: Void once ate ice cream with a knife because he didn't want to acknowledge it was his turn to do the dishes

Rainbow: I almost landed/crashed in a tree because I saw a chicken on the ground

Time: I'll never question it again

~ Next ~

Positive: Hey Void!

Void: Screw off

Positive: *frowns*

Ghost: *glares at him*

Negative: *slowly pulls out a knife*

Void: I meant...hi Positive Steve

Positive: *smiles*

~ Next ~

Elemental: Do you even sleep anymore?

Time: *sips some coffee* I scheduled a 10 minute nap for a week from now

~ Next ~

(A conversation that actually happened between me and a friend. Me being Void and them being Sabre)

Void: Hey Sabre, what color would your pee be if you drank just blood for a whole week?

Sabre: Blood

Void: But what about the chemica-

Sabre: -NO, that's my answer, no arguing!

Void: But-

Sabre: *turns around to talk to Rainbow*

Void: *glaring at Sabre* little idjit

~ Next ~

Positive: Sabre, you're bleeding out a lot and are going to need a transfusion. What's your blood type?

Sabre: *coughing* b...positive...

Positive: *panicking* I'm trying but you're bleeding a lot!

Sabre: *stops coughing out of disbelief* what the frick Positive

~ Next ~

Void: I want to be like a caterpillar

Time: Explain

Void: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful

Time: You do know they have a lifespan of about a week, right?

Void: That's just another highlight

~ Next ~

Positive: That's it! You're grounded *points to Rainbow* No chickens for you. Light, no flying *points to Shadow* No turning into a shadow for you. And... *looks at Void* Oh my gosh, is there anything that you love?

Void: Revenge

Positive: No vengeance for you

Void: I was going to say, "I'll get you for this," but I guess that's off the table

~ Next ~

Negative: *holding a pot of coffee and a cereal bowl* What if instead of milk in my cereal I put in coffee

Positive: *walking past him and taking away the coffee pot* what if you didn't

~ Next ~

Shadow: Can you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Rainbow and Sabre: *crouches down*

Void: *kneels down*

Positive and Negative: *sit on the floor*

Shadow: I freaking hate you all