Sorry, I can't post that much right now but here's something

Galaxy: *at Void's funeral* Can I have a moment alone with him?

Shadow: Of course *leaves*

Galaxy: *leaning over Void's coffin* Now listen, I know you're not dead

Void: Yeah no crap

~ Next ~

Nightmare: *swings a bat at Shadow and misses*

Shadow: Strike one

Void: *takes the bat, swings, and misses*

Shadow: Strike 2. 1 more and you're out

Nightmare: *under his breath* frick

~ Next ~

Sabre: *over the phone* where are you?

Galaxy: I told you, I'm getting resources

Sabre: Swear you're not at Chuck E. Cheese's again?

*skee ball machine alarm going off in the background*

~ Next ~

Galaxy: Hey, do you think I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Rainbow: You're a hazard to society

Void: And a coward. Do 20

~ Next ~

Galaxy: It's quick, it's easy, and it's free...pouring river water in your socks!

Void: Why would I do that

Galaxy: It's quick, easy, and free!

~ Next ~

Negative: I have a headache and google says I'm going to die

Positive: *visibly confused* why is google sending you death threats?