Hebichi: "GET OUT HERE AND FACE ME LIKE THE SHELL OF A MAN YOU ARE YOU PATHETIC LITTLE DIPSHIT! I'LL KILL YOU FOR GOOD!!!"

 Obito: "....Uhh, Madara-san, you can't stay in there forever..."

 Madara: *Voice muffled by the door to his room* "Yes I can!"

 Hebichi: "FIGHT ME!!"

 Madara: *Pouting* "You can't make me!!"

Hebichi: "I'M KICKING DOWN THE FUCKING DOOR!!!"

 Hidan: *Wipes tear of pride* "I've taught you well..."