How the Ryuuchi household wakes up:

Orochimaru: "Kabuto, can you please wake up your sister?"

Kabuto: "No problem Orochimaru-Sama...." *Goes outside to see Hebichi passed out on the ground from training all night, as usual*

Kabuto: "Godamnit."

Hebichi: "iiii'mmmm awaaakkkkeeee" *half dead sounds*

Kabuto: "Fuck this someone get a medic oh shit I am a medic better take her inside-"

Orochimaru: "Kimimaro wake up."

Kimimaro: *Doesn't wake up*

Orochimaru: "Shit is he dead?"

Kabuto: *Carries Hebichi in and drops her in her chair at the dinner table*

Kimimaro: *Wakes up* "SHIT SHE'S IN TROUBLE-" *Jumps out of bed and rushes down the hall*

Orochimaru: "Parenting senses...tingling-"

Sakon & Ukon: "God fuckin damnit who died why'd you wake us up?!"

Kimimaro: *Still running*

Tayuya: "..."

Kidomaur & Jirobo: "Da fuk?"

Itachi: *Materializes* 

Orochimaru: "We're just trying to have breakfast, please leave-"

Itachi: "wHeRe'S tHe cHiLd i sEnSeD dAnGeR-"

Hebichi: "iiiiiiiiii'mmmmmmmm finnnnnnnnneeeeee-"

Everyone: "Wtf not again-"