Obito: "KAKASHI! You killed Rin, so I started this war! It was me all along!!"

Kakashi: *Betrayed gasp*

Hebichi: "Oh, for fucks sake, I was forced to kill Yashiki when I was five. You don't see me starting a bloody war about it, despite the fact I was younger when it happened, AND I had to kill him instead of some teammate doing it. It's been years. Get over it Uchiha."

Obito: *Shamed by little sister noises*

Hebichi: "Istg I'm telling Hidan and Pain, after I beat you up and remove your dango privileges."

Obito: "Fine I'll help fight Kaguya."

Kakashi: "...Can you do that to Madara?"

Hebichi: *Turns around* "Oh that biotch tried to hurt my Akatsuki, he's not even getting a chance."

Kakashi & Obito: *Sweatdrop*

Madara: *Hides underground*

Hebichi: "Come our come out motherfucker I'm going to skewer and flay you alive-"