Pain: *Patting Hebichi on the head*

Hebichi: "Paiiiinnnnnn stahhhhhppppp-"

Hebichi: "Stop touching me- stop touching me-"

The demon inside Hebichi: *Takes over* "STOP TOUCHIN ME- STOP TOUCHIN ME!!"

Orochimaru: *Activates super saiyan mode and t-poses before leaping into the air* "DO NOT TOUCH THE CHILD-"