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Pogo: what's he got?

Diego, running: A knife!

everyone: nO

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Grace, while Diego and Patch are making out prolly: You two need anything? snacks? water? a condom? haha, oh God I love ya((probably off a bit don't @ me))

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Klaus: I drink to forget but I always remember

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the fandom, searching for Klaus: has anyone seen my son? He's about this tall, clearly gay but we haven't had the talk 

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Klaus: bro

Diego: what bro

Klaus: tell the whole world that we're bros

Diego*whispers*: we're bros

Klaus: why'd you whisper bro

Diego: because you are my whole world bro

Klaus: b r o

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Vanya: Don't fuck with me! I have the power of God AND anime on my side! *wields violin and bow* HUAHHHHHH!

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