Chase: Okay, let's play Kiss Marry Kill

Chase: First, who would you kill?

[Kai points to Thorn]

[Moon points to Thorn]

[Falte points to Thorn]

Thorn, shrugging: I would kill me too. 

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Moon: I'd love to be sorry for that, but we all know I've done much, much worse.

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Chase, crossing his arms: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges is "intelligent" and "really cool". 

Chase: But when I do it, I'm "petty" and "need to let it go". 

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Shintaro: *is unpacking a box*

Shintaro: *turns around for one second*

[crunch]

Shintaro, whirling toward Chase: DO NOT EAT THE PACKING PEANUTS!!

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Abby, walking in with a scraped knee: Hey, sorry I'm late.

Kai: What happened?

Abby: Oh, I just-

Kai: Who did this?

Abby: Um, no one-

Kai, glowy eyes: WHO DO I HAVE TO KILL?!

Abby: NO!!

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[Abby taking some sort of test]

Abby, leaning back: Done!

Kai, on the couch: What did you get?

Abby, smiling: 95, I thought I was going to fail

Kai, grinning: Heck yeah, 95 is the best number because it's Lightning McQueen's

Kai: Cause you're myqueen

Kai, finger guns: KACHOW-

Abby: *laughing her butt off*

[Kai was sick :D]

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Moon: Okay, let's go over this again. What do we do when something goes wrong?

Nanami, enthusiastically: We try to fix it before Taro gets back!

Moon: And if that doesn't work?

Nanami, blunt happiness: We blame Chase!

Moon, grinning: Good.

Chase: WHAT-

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Chase: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and I'm not afraid to leave the same way

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Linda: What a nice day-

Amy, appearing: Do you think flies call us "walks"? 

Linda, sighing: Yep, there it is.

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Chase: Abby... Would you take a bullet for me?

Abby, smiling sweetly: Of course I would!

Falte: *bursts into the room angrily*

Chase, running away: Great, thanks!!

Abby: *sheer terror*

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Chase, texting Shintaro: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater...

Shintaro's phone, auto-replying: I'm driving right now - I'll get back to you later.

[later]

Shintaro, texting back: Why are you like this

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Kai: I wish I could control wasps and bees to sting my enemies.

Shintaro: You're too young to have enemies. 

Kai: You don't even know.

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Chase: Why should I make my bed if I'm just gonna unmake it to sleep in it? 

Moon: Why should we feed you if you're just gonna die anyways?

Chase:

Chase, turning around: I'll go make my bed-

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Amy, on a random band name generator: Ooo! They Might Be Depressed Horses! That about sums up my friend group

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Chase: What if the person who made Walkie Talkies named everything?

Chase: Pregnancy tests would be Maybe Babies.

[everyone chiming in without looking up from what they're doing]

Moon: Socks are Feetie Heaties.

Shintaro, chuckling: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties. 

Kai: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies.

Falte: Stamps are Licky Stickies. 

Linda: I hate all of you.

(The best part is that Shintaro is a doctor XD)

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Chase: What doesn't kill me makes me real cocky about the next thing that tries it

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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!!