Shintaro, frustrated: Could you be any more annoying???

Amy, grinning: Yes, I very much could

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Chase: Is it still visible? Where Kai slapped me?

Abby: Your face looks like a don't walk signal. 

Falte: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box. 

Amy: A palm reader could tell Kai's future by looking at your face.

Linda: The phrase "talk to the hand because the face ain't listening" doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face.

Chase: ... A simple "yes" would have sufficed.

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Kai, kinda upset: Can I have a hug?

Chase: *spins around and runs away*

Kai: Oh...

Linda, squinting at something in the distance: I think he's coming back

Kai, perking up a bit: Really?

Chase: *sprinting at Kai as fast as he can with his arms held out*

Kai:

Kai, panicked: Oh frick-

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Chase, holding a water bucket over Shintaro's head: >:)

Shintaro: Linda, did I ever tell you about that naughty kid who was never heard from again because he decided to harass his father right before an important conversation? 

Chase, slinking away: -_-

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Moon: So Amy and I were crossing the street and this man drove by and honked at us

Chase: What did you do?

Moon, slowly grinning: Well, we chased him to the next red light, reached into his window, and-

Amy, walking with with a grin: Who wants a steering wheel?

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Chase: Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold foot and you of out hot eat the food?

Shintaro, staring at his son: ... What???

(Tbh, I have no idea what this is supposed to mean either, but I thought it'd be funny XD)

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Shintaro: Guys, where did Chase go?

Kai, deadpan: He got arrested. 

Shintaro, whirling: WHAT?!

Chase: *bursts in through the window* the cops are after me i thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people

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Ozai: Everything is fine, Shintaro-

Shintaro, stressed as frick: Ozai, I know your relationship with the English language is strictly limited, but you- I- *deep inhale* ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHAT'S NOT FINE.

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Moon, with her signature crazy look: Go ahead, darling. Underestimate me. That'll be fun. 

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Chase: I just figured out that humans are capable of fitting a whole lightbulb in our mouths with ease but can't take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a lightbulb in my mouth

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Chase, deviously: I dare you to kiss the next person that walks into this room. 

Linda: Screw that, I'm not kissing any of you.

[Shintaro walks in]

Linda: *on her feet in 0.1 seconds* Fine, I'll do it. Rules are rules, you know.

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Kai, shaking his head: You're an absolute dork.

Abby, singing: Yeah, but I'm your dork!

Kai: *sighs* Yeah, you're my dork.

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Moon: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Falte: Maybe a bit tipsy? 

Kai: Drunk.

Shintaro: Wasted.

Chase, no hesitation: Dead.

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Chase, hugging his sister: Do not weep for your stupidity, Abby.

Chase, slowly grinning: You'd be crying all day.

Chase: *immediately turns around and flees from a screaming Abby*

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Shintaro: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Falte periodically sending me texts saying "We need to talk."

Shintaro: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going. 

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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!!