Shintaro: I know you love him.

Abby: I am not in love with Kai!

Shintaro, slowly smiling: I never said who.

Abby, realizing: Well, crap. Anyways...

(I know I've used one super similar before, but I mean this one is good and probably takes place before they got together lol)

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Falte: Someone's trying to break in! Call the cops!

Chase, loading a shotgun: I've got this.

Falte, exasperated: Last week you fell up the stairs, what do you mean-

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Chase: I tried to write "I'm a functional adult" but my phone changed it to "fictional adult" and I feel like that's more accurate

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Chase: *GASP*

Amy: What?

Chase: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?

Amy: *inhales*

Falte, in another room with Shintaro: Why can I hear screeching?

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Chase: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.

Amy: The cow???

Chase: What?

Shintaro: Amy, W H Y ? 

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Angry Abby to Thorn: Fight me! >:(

Shintaro, standing behind her with a knife: *mouths* do not

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Thorn: You seem familiar... Have I threatened you before?

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Chase: STOP!!

Everyone, startled: *stops*

Chase, breaking into a wiggle-dance: wAiT a MiNuTe-

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Thorn: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.

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Amy on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heheheheh.

Amy on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Oh, hey! A dime!

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Amy: Hey Kai

Kai: Yeah

Amy: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?

Kai:

Kai: wHAT?

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Thorn, arguing with Moon: If I had a face like yours, I'd put it on a wall and throw a brick at it.

Moon, so ready: If I had a face like YOURS, I'd put it on a brick and throw a wall at it. 

(This is so their dynamic tho? I don't really show it much, but they don't really get along lol)

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Falte: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it

Linda: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out

Falte: Th-That's not how that works-

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Shintaro to Kai: *cocks a gun* Go to bed. This is no longer a request. It is now a threat.

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Chase, tearing up the room: Where are they?

Chase, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?

Chase, straightening with blank expression: Somebody moved my M&Ms, and now I am going to start killing

(This is kind of a reference to another quote, I think)

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Abby: What do you call disobeying the law?

Everyone else: A hobby

Abby, frowning harshly: *crosses her arms*

Everyone else: That we do not engage in

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Thorn: What doesn't kill me...

Thorn, glowy-death-eyes: Had better start running, because now I'm freaking ticked

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Thorn: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.

(BONUS: Everyone else: YOU ARE NOT A NICE PERSON!)

(Man, Thorn has a lot of one-liners that are just so perfect XD)

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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!!