Shintaro: I heard about something from the week I was gone that really upset me

Chase: Okay, but in my defense, Amy bet me 50 cents if I could drink all that shampoo

Shintaro: No, that's not what I wanted to- YOU DRANK SHAMPOO?!?!

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Chase: Whoever ate my strawberry cake, admit it and you will be forgiven

Amy: 

Chase: Smart. You knew I wouldn't forgive you

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[Falte and Shintaro in the living room]

Falte: Wow, it's really quiet today

Shintaro: Agreed... It's quite nice actually.

Falte: 

Shintaro: 

Falte, about everyone else: We should check on them

Shintaro, standing up: Urgently

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Kai: *is struggling with a can*

Abby: Do you need help with that?

Kai, sighing: Yes, actually *hands Abby the can*

Abby, giggling: *takes the Pringles out of the Pringles can*

Kai: Bless your little hands

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Chase, on the couch: I give up. I'm so tired.

Amy: Get the emergency supply!!

Kai: *comes in carrying Abby and sets in her in front of Chase*

Abby: *smiles*

Chase, leaping up: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET'S GOOOO-

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Shintaro: How the heck did you get in here???

Chase: The window was open?

Shintaro: THIS IS THE 22ND FLOOR!?!?!

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Kai: Ugh, the power went out

Chase: Oh wait, I got it *starts vigorously shaking his whole body*

Kai: What the heck are you doing???

Chase, still shaking furiously: I swAlLoWeD A GlOwStiCK

Kai, on the verge of a heart attack: WHY WOULD YOU-

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Gabriel, being argued with: What?! I'm tough! I once shot a man! Um... But it was kind of an unfortunate accident.

Rachel, startled: Unfortunate??? Oh my gosh, did you kill him?? WHY DID YOU EVEN SHOOT HIM???

Gabriel: Eheh... No, but considering where I shot him, he wished I did...

The girls: ???

The guys: 😱😱😱

Gabriel: In my defense, I have bad aim and he was taller than I thought.

(i am a woman my friends. SO WHY DID I UNDERSTAND THIS THE MOMENT I SAW IT.)

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Chase: What do you call a fish with no eye?

Linda, automatically and without looking up: Myxine Circifrons.

Chase: *blinks*

Chase: Fsh

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Kai: What the heck is wrong with you?!

Chase: Wow, you could start with good morning.

Kai: Good morning. WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?!

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Gabriel, an antisocial boi: Wait, you like me??? For my personality???????

Rachel, nodding: I know, I was surprised too.

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Amy: You're really pushing my buttons

Linda, without looking up: Which one is mute?

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Shintaro: I can't tell if you're a genius or just incredibly arrogant.

Thorn, proudly: Well, on a good day, I'm both.

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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!!