Linda: *does something*

Shintaro, on a sugar rush: THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND GLITCHES

Linda: wife

Shintaro: evEN BETTER

~

Shintaro, about Moon's 100-volt security system: Couldn't that really hurt someone? 

Moon, excitedly: I hope so!

~

Falte: Now we're even!

Abby: Yay! Who wants lemonade? 

Thorn: *without looking, snatches Abby by the shirt as she tries to hurry away*

Thorn, deadpan to Falte: I don't play to get even. 

Falte:

Thorn, whispering with a grin spreading across his face: I play to win.

Falte: *gulps*

~

Random Dark: ... Sir, I'm afraid you've gone mad with power. 

Thorn, cackling: Of course I have! Have you tried going mad without power? It's boring, nobody listens to you.

~

Kai: *skids into the room*

Kai, screaming: YOU MEAN A LOT TO ME!

Abby, sitting innocently on the couch: Wh-

Kai: YOU'RE ESSENTIAL TO MY EXISTENCE!

Abby: Why are you screaming...?

Kai: I HAVE DIFFICULTY EXPRESSING MYSELF! IT HELPS TO SAY SENTIMENTAL THINGS IN AN AGGRESSIVE TONE!

Abby: 

Kai: I FREAKING LOVE YOU!

~

[in a car, Shintaro driving, Chase in the passenger seat, Kai and Abby in the back]

Chase, breaking the silence: Did you know that, even with seatbelts, people die all the time in car crashes? I thought that was interesting.

[silence]

Shintaro, without looking away from the road: Put your seatbelt on.

~

Chase, walking into the living room: Okay, nobody panic, but I think I'm beginning to doubt myself

Everybody, leaping to their feet: *panicked confusion, all talking at once and trying to console him*

Chase, backing away frantically: WHAT DID I SAY

~

Nanami, cheerfully: Hello Mr. Thorn!

Thorn, blinking: Oh dear. Please just call me Thorn. "Mr. Thorn" makes me feel old. 

Nanami: 

Thorn, wrinkling his nose: And I am NOT married.

(I made this one up XD)

~

Moon: This is confusing...

Ruby: You think oranges are confusing.

Moon, holding an orange: Yes, because they don't make sense! Why can I eat an apple's skin but not an orange's?!

~

(Because they both like coffee XD Like father like son) 

Chase: Try this coffee and tell me what it tastes like

Shintaro: *takes the cup and tastes it*

Shintaro: Hazelnut?

Chase, as Shintaro takes another sip: I don't know, I found it in the garbage

Shintaro: SPPFHAFFFAPF-

~

Amy: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight. 

Chase: But are you shuffling?

Amy, nodding: Everyday. 

Kai, confused as frick: What language are you two speaking??

~

Shintaro: What's going on over there?

Kai, deadpan: Whatever it is, I'm sure it's Chase's fault.

~

Moon: So, where are you from?

Chase: The U.S. 

Moon: Which part?

Chase: My whole body

~

Falte: Would this be an appropriate time to panic?

Shintaro: I believe so, yes.

Falte: *long, deep breath*

Falte: *SCREAMS*

~

Shintaro: Nothing in life is free

Abby: Love is free!

Chase: Adventure is free

Linda: Knowledge is free

Amy: Everything is free if you can run fast enough

Amy, slowly grinning: And I can

~

Chase, after losing to Kai's duel (reference to another quote): Okay, just remember, Kai, flatter Abby. Make her feel good. Don't come on too strong.

[later]

Kai: *kicks the book out of Abby's hand*

Abby: *shock*

Kai: I LOVE YOU.

~

COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!!