Thorn: How tall are you again?

Linda: Height is a social construct.

Thorn: Right, so you're short.

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Kai and Abby: *trying to watch the sunset but Chase is in the way*

Kai: You're blocking the view

Chase: GLITCH I AM THE VIEW

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Shintaro: I did warn you, didn't I?

Chase: Yeah, you did

Shintaro: But did you listen?

Chase: Nope

Shintaro: Do you ever listen?

Chase: Nah

Shintaro: Are you listening now?

Chase: No

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Amy: You just ever just feel like skdhfskjlgnvks

Linda: How did you just say that with your mouth

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Kai: Are you freaking STUPID???

Amy: Yes, but I think he prefers to be called Chase

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Gabriel: Is everything all right, Rachel?

Rachel: Now that you're here, it is.

Gabriel: *internal screaming*

Gabriel: Tch. That was answerable with a "yes" or a "no".

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Kai: Chase please just GO SEE SHINTARO

Chase: Whose stab wound is this???? Is it OUR stab wound???? Stay out of it

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[Chase lifting weights]

Amy: Wow, he's very intense

Linda, watching disinterestedly: I wonder what drives him.

Chase, internally: Oh I am going to be SO good at giving hugs

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Shintaro: *walking into the boys' room* Chase, I need to talk to you about-

Chase: *makes surprised eye contact whilst he throws a piece of cheese onto the wall, which is completely covered by other slices* 

Shintaro: 

Chase: I can explain

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Amy: I need one of you to volunteer to do something outrageously insane that will either make you cease to exist or be really fun

Chase: That's most of the things I've tried

Amy: That's my guy, come here

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Chase: *sneaks in*

Shintaro, turning on lamp while sitting on the couch: Where have you been?

Chase: Um, I was, um... with Kai?

Kai, turning on the other lamp on the far side of the couch: Try again.

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Shintaro: *waking up and seeing that the whole house is flooded*

Shintaro: Okay, okay. The only explanation is I'm still asleep, dreaming that the house is flooded. What does that mean? What the heck...

Amy, floating by: It probably means that you're under a lot of stress because this is not a dream and the house is flooded.

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[Kai and Abby skipping stones at a lake]

Abby, sighing contentedly: It's such a beautiful evening. 

Kai, whispering: take that you freaking lake

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Moon: So, which of you is the big spoon and which is the little spoon? 

Shintaro: Neither

Linda: We are chopsticks

Moon: That's.. kinda cute. Does that mean you nestle together perfectly? 

Shintaro: No, it just means that if you take either of us away from the other, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing

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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!!