Officer: Excuse me, is this young man bothering you?

Abby, glancing over at Chase: Yes, but he's my brother. I unwillingly signed up for this when I was born.

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Chase: Perhaps I should drink my problems away

Chase: *stabs a straw through a Capri Sun*

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Abby, sitting on the couch: I thought I was meowing at the cat for the past hour 

Abby: Turns out it was just Kai and I meowing at each other from different rooms in the house

Kai, from the other room: *choking sounds* THAT WASN'T THE CAT???????

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Linda: Sometimes family is just a large group of hazards to society

Linda: *looks at her friends*

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Abby: *comes home looking sad*

Kai: I WILL DESTROY EVERY ASPECT OF THE KNOWN UNIVERSE AND BURN WHATEVER REMAINS TO ASH IN ORDER TO BE SURE I ERADICATED WHATEVER HURT YOU-

Abby: Can I have a hug?

Kai: Of course, come here

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Kai: I wanna die

Kai: Please just someone kill me

Kai: Stab me in the gut please

Kai: I'm gonna fling myself into the sun

Abby: *walks by, smiling*

Kai: *pauses for a moment, then flings himself at her*

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Thorn, watching the group do something disappointing: This is killing me.

Moon, watching next to him: Good. Die. 

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Falte: Shintaro, please revoke your no swearing rule

Shintaro: Why? No one should swear unless absolutely necessary

Chase, from the other room: Well that really DILLS my PICKLE

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Amy: I have super power! Guess what it is!

Linda: Super annoying? 

Amy: 

Amy, gasping: I have two super powers!

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Kai: Finally finished sound proofing my room. 

Kai: Now I can scream in agony without my neighbors calling the cops.

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Moon: Painting one painting doesn't make you a painter.

Moon: Singing one song doesn't make you a singer.

Moon: Cooking one thing doesn't make you a chef.

Moon: But killing ONE PERSON-

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Chase: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Ozai, who spoke a different language for most of his life: *purely and innocently CONFUSED*

Falte, to Chase: You need to stop.

(No joke I had to read that sentence like six times)

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Shintaro: You're in big trouble, young man! I forbid you to take another step down these stairs!

Chase: Okay

[silence as they stare at each other]

Chase: *dives out the window*

Shintaro, scrambling to the window: Guahgagh-

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Shintaro: Hey Kai, could you take out the trash?

Kai: Sure

Shintaro: Thanks

[later]

Abby, coming back from a walk: WHY IS THORN IN THE TRASH BIN???

Thorn: *stuck at the bottom of the trash bin, curled up uncomfortably with a rope tied around his mouth* -_-

Shintaro: KAI!!

Kai: That's the best place for that parasite, change my mind.

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Chase: Hey do you want to see a butterfly?

Abby: Sure!

Shintaro, knowing what's coming: NO-

Chase: *chucks a stick of butter across the kitchen*

Chase: MAJESTIC-

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Everyone: I will die for you (everyone else)

Kai, skidding around the corner: NOT IF I DIE FOR YOU FIRST

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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!!