Linda: I need a five-letter word for disappointment...

Kai, from the couch: Chase

Chase, insulted: Hey!

Linda: It fits

Chase: Excuse me?!

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Chase: What do you want that you don't have?

Kai: At the moment? Peace and quiet.

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Abby: *sobs while looking at her phone*

Everyone else, startled and concerned: Abby, what's wrong???

Abby: *holds up a picture of Kai wearing a flower crown* 

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Linda: Can you guys not be yourselves for five minutes? I'm trying to read.

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Chase: Am I right, Kai? 

Kai: I'm almost certain you're not, but to be fair, I wasn't listening.

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[everyone standing in front of a broken coffee maker]

Shintaro: All right, who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.

Kai: ... I did, I broke it.

Shintaro: No, no you didn't. Chase? 

Chase: What? I didn't break it!

Amy: Huh, that's weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Chase: Because it's right in front of us and it's broken? 

Amy: Suspicious.

Chase: It is not!

Falte: If it matters, Gabriel was the last one to use it.

Gabriel: I don't even drink that crap! It's disgusting.

Kai: Let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Shintaro.

Shintaro: No! Who broke it?

Chase: Dad... Abby has been really quiet.

Abby: WHAT

[everyone arguing]

Shintaro, while they shout at each other: It was me, I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict in 10 minutes they'll have a head on a stick and warpaint on their faces.

(Hey, I finally used this one!! I was kinda avoiding it because I didn't know who I would use, but I finally did it! This was actually the first incorrect quote I'd ever read, and it was an animation between Corpse Husband, Sykkuno, and a few other Youtubers who play Among Us together lol)

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(This doesn't actually happen - I AM GOING TO MAKE A ONESHOT OF THIS THO - but goodness I can see the whole thing in my head)

Kai: Hey, there's something I want to ask you...

Abby: Yes! Of course I'll marry you!! 

Kai, confused and flustered: What? How- How did you know??

Abby: Kai, love my life, you've dropped the ring five times during dinner. 

Kai: 

Abby: I even had to pick it up once.

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Kai: Have you been yelled at by my dad yet? 

Chase: I'm not afraid of him

Kai: That's a no 

Falte: *comes around the corner, holding something important that Chase broke, smoke practically coming out of his ears*

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Shintaro: If you had 10 candies and I asked you for 5, how many would you have left? 

Nanami: None!

Shintaro: Nanami, this is basic math-

Nanami, hugging him: I would give them all to you because you're my friend!

Shintaro, visibly holding back tears: Disgusting. Absolutely repulsive. Get out of my house. 

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Shintaro, sitting seriously in front of Chase: You often use humor to deflect trauma 

Chase: Thank you

Shintaro, confused because he is trying to talk like a dad to help his son: I never said that was a good thing!

Chase, grinning: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

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Shintaro, crossing his arms: I gave you the key for emergencies

Kai and Abby, having moved out already: Well, we had an emergency

Shintaro, raising an eyebrow: Oh, yeah? What was it?

Kai and Abby simultaneously: We missed you

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Falte: *takes off his glasses*

Haley: *happens to be in front of him*

Falte: Wow...

Haley: *blushes with a small smile* 

Falte: You're really freaking blurry

(BONUS: Young Kai in the background: PFFAHAHA-)

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Abby: *struggling to retrieve an item from the top shelf*

Kai, smiling: Do you need me to get it for you?

Abby: *gasps*

Abby: HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE VERTICALLY CHALLENGED!

Kai, laughing: Okay then...

[merely moments later]

Abby: *defeated sigh*

Abby: Help me.

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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!!!