Moon, grumpy: I want all of you to die

Ruby, spraying water in Moon's face: No, bad Moon

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Chase, t-posing in the doorway:

Chase: Good morning parental figure

Shintaro, not even looking up from his cup of coffee: Good morning offspring

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Kai, shaking his head: Seriously, I'm a handful... You wouldn't want to date me.

Abby, excitedly: I have two hands!!

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Chase, staring at Kai while he sleeps: ...

Chase, whispering: I feel like you're judging me even now

Kai, without opening his eyes: I am

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Shintaro: *walks into the house to find the couch flipped and Chase laying on the floor*

Shintaro, startled: Chase are you okay??? What happened????

Chase, opening one eye: We're in a nerf war. I'm dead. Take my gun and defend yourself

[sock flies into the room]

Amy's voice: GRENADE!!!

Shintaro, blinking at the sock: Wh-Ju-B-What????

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Amy: I have a plan!

Linda: I have the hospital on speed-dial

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Chase: Kai, are you okay? 

Kai: Fine, why?

Chase: Are you sure? Because earlier you asked for glue to hold yourself together...

Kai: I... I did..?

~

Chase: Kai, what are you doing?

Kai: Making chocolate pudding

Chase: It's four o'clock in the morning. Why the heck are you making chocolate pudding?

Kai: Because I've lost control of my life

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Kai: You can't just cut people off like tha-

Chase: Snip snip

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[at a police station]

Chase: What are you here for?

Moon: I killed eleven people.

Chase: E-Eleven?

Moon, smiling casually: What about you?

Chase, shrinking away from her: J-Jaywalking...

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Chase: Fact! I can jump higher than any tree

Kai, with a "yeah right" face: Uh-huh. How is that possible?

Chase: Trees can't jump

Kai: I'll destroy you

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Kai: I'm a moderate, peaceful and godly man, truth be told.

Falte: Just yesterday you threw a laptop at Chase...

Kai: Yes, which was a moderate, peaceful and godly compromise from the table I was initially planning on launching at that idiot. 

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Chase: Octopuses are just wet spiders

Falte: Actually, it's octopi 

Kai: THAT'S what you thought was wrong with that sentence?????????

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Kai: *sighs* No one really loves me

Literally everyone else: Are you sure?

Kai: Yeah

Everyone else, gesturing aggressively to themselves: ARE YOU REALLY FREAKING SURE ABOUT THAT

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[around Christmas time]

Kai, humming under his breath: I don't want a lot for Christmas...

Shintaro and Linda: Kai no-

Chase, kicking down the door: THERE IS JUST ONE THING I NEED

Moon, sprinting into the room: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE PRESENTS

Amy, shoving Moon out of the way: UNDERNEATH THE CHRISTMAS TREE

Falte, screaming from down the hall: MAKE MY WISH COME TRUUUUUUE

Chase, Moon, Amy, and Falte all shrieking together: ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOUUUUUUUUU

Shintaro and Linda: *sighs*

(Meanwhile...

Thorn, who is an uncultured Shadow: ???????????????????)

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Chase: Belly buttons are just our old mouths

Kai: Well, I was having a wonderful day until you decided to go and say that 

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Ghost: Boo!

Abby: *gets so startled she starts crying*

Ghost: no wait don't cry please i'm sorry

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Chase: According to a scientist at Harvard, hair is the thinnest thing on this earth

Kai: They obviously haven't seen my patience

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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!!