Shintaro: Isn't there something else you can torture?

Thorn: Probably, but I choose you

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Kai: Is this where I'm supposed to feel sorry for you?

Thorn: I mean, I don't really want you to, but just so you know, a well-adjusted person probably would

Kai: I'm dead inside

Thorn: You make that pretty obvious

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Shintaro: Honestly, I don't even play an active roll in my life anymore. Stuff just happens and I'm like 'oh so we're doing this now okay'

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Chase: Are leaves called leaves because they leave the tree? 

Amy: Do they even want to leave though? What if the tree MAKES them leave? 

Kai: I am begging you two to talk about literally anything else

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Falte, trying not to laugh because this isn't funny: Explain to Shintaro how you two got in an accident? 

Shintaro, sitting with his arms crossed: *not impressed, very ticked*

Kai and Abby: ...

Abby: Well... We were driving, and there was a deer in the road... Kai didn't notice it, so I yelled "Kai, deer!" 

Falte, trying so hard not to smile: And?

Abby, to Kai: Go on, tell them what you said.

Kai, shamefully and quietly: ... "Yes honey?"

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Amy: This plans sounds really stupid

Chase: So are you in?

Amy: I thought that was an obvious yes??

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Kai: I agree with Chase

Everyone else: ????

Chase, shocked: Shut up Kai you agreeing with my makes me question if I'm even right

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Chase, holding up his fists: FIGHT ME, YOU WET NOODLE!!!

Thorn, standing in front of him with Dark blades: Really, can't you at least try to sound slightly sophisticated? 

Chase: Oh, my bad

Chase, screaming: Dost thou wish to engage in a duel, MY GOOD SIR!?!?!

Thorn, cringing: Somehow that was worse

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Thorn, grinning: Linda, you're so short. What can you see down there?

Linda, not even missing a beat: Your IQ.

Thorn, enraged: You take that back, you little-

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Kai: My body will just be trying to do its best but one small thing happens and my brain initiates self-destruct

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Moon: How do you guys cope with mortality?

Kai: Violet outbursts

Chase: Slight annoyance

Thorn: Thanks to Dark Magic, I am immortal!

(I found this and it is so perfect, because it's true! Thorn is a Shadow, so he can't really die lol)

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Kai, on the phone with Shintaro: Hey, can you please hurry up? Chase literally just challenged a random guy to a duel, and I kid you not, someone freaking handed him a sword

Shintaro, slamming the accelerator to the floor: WHAT THE CRAP-

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Chase, leaping onto the counter: GUYS THERE'S A RAT IN THE KITCHEN HELP ME

Kai, looking around frantically: ACK I'M IN HERE TOO WHERE IS IT?!??!?!

Kai, stopping and turning a cold glare to Chase: Hold on, WHAT THE HECK DID YOU SAY?

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Chase: my mind is like an internet browser 17 tabs are open 4 are frozen 

Chase: and i have no clue where the music is coming from

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Shintaro, finding Chase in the kitchen: Chase, stop eating at 2AM!

Chase, peering over his shoulder with the fridge open: IF YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT AT NIGHT, WHY ARE THERE LIGHTS IN THE FRIDGE?!?!

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Amy: Maybe dogs lick us so much because they know there's bones under our skin

Kai: *now even more terrified of dogs*

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Random guy: I'm here to see Kai. I'm a friend of his.

Shintaro, grabbing the guy by the throat and slamming him against the wall: That's impossible. Kai has no friends.

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Falte: He's 5'10", how did you lose him!?!??!

Gabriel: What's happening?

Falte: Chase and Amy lost Kai!!

Amy: In our defense, it was really dark and he's so quiet that we don't even know if he's breathing half the time.

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Kai: What are you doing?

Abby, standing on a chair: I live here too, you know. I can stand wherever I want, thank you very much!

Kai, smiling slightly: Where's the spider? 

Abby: It's under the table, please get it for me

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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!!!