Linda: How long has it been since you last slept?

Shintaro: What makes you think I didn't sleep? Look, I'm making lunch right now

Linda: *shakes her head in concerned disappointment as Shintaro spreads toothpaste on a tortilla with a fork*

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Shintaro: Chase, I need to speak to you for a minute. In private.

Chase: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that. 

(Have I used this one before? I can't remember..)

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Chase: Kai?

Kai: What?

Chase: I can't sleep

Kai: I can, goodnight

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Chase, to Kai: I never want to see your stupid face again!

Shintaro, startled and confused: Chase! *watches as Chase storms away* What happened?? What's his problem?

Kai: Oh, he's mad that I can multiply by 12 and he still needs a calculator

(... don't worry chase i do too)

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(I swear I didn't do this one on purpose, it has math in it too XD)

Shintaro: *trying to teach Chase and Amy math* 

Shintaro: *points to a triangle* This means it's 90 degrees.

Amy: But how can it be 90 degrees?? It's winter!

Shintaro: No, the angle is-

Chase: Maybe it's Global Warming.

Moon, from the kitchen: Maybe it's just me. I:)

Shintaro: *throws the paper* Forget it-

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Abby: It's been 3 hours and he still hasn't texted back... I think he hates me...

Kai, trying to spell gorgeous: *spells gorjus* 

Kai: *gets the dotted lines*

Kai: AAAAAAAARGH! *freaking YEETS the phone across the room*

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Shintaro: *does something stupid and hurts himself*

Linda: After I lovingly nurse you back to health, I'm going to kill you

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Amy: Do you even have a blood type? What is it?

Thorn: Oh, I'm not that picky

Amy: 

Amy, processing: wHAT-

Thorn, grinning: *was joking with her just for that reaction*

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Abby, in the kitchen: Honey

Kai, from the couch: Hm?

Abby: Sugar

Kai: Yes?

Abby: Flour

Kai, confused: What???? Flour????

Abby, pausing in silence and then bursting into laughter: I WaS ReaDinG a REciPe FoR a CaKE-

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Shintaro, slumped forward: I played Scrabble today

Shintaro: It was a nightmare

Linda, looking up from her book: What are you talking about? Scrabble's great

Shintaro: Not when you're playing with Falte. He puts down words like 'ephemeral' and I put 'dog'

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[at a restaurant]

Waiter: Which ones are yours? 

Shintaro: *points to his the rest of my characters as they fight amongst themselves* Those

Waiter, seriously concerned: God bless your soul

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Kai: I'm not getting into any more stupid debates with you 

Chase: Water isn't wet

Kai, whipping around: How the frick is water not wet it's water

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Chase: There's a snake outside

Thorn, banging on the door: CHASE LET ME IN RIGHT NOW IT'S RAINING

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Kai: Migraine?

Chase, wincing with his hands on his temples: Superglue, actually

Kai: whAT-

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Chase: Do you guys blow on your food when it's hot, or do you just hasafashafsas until you can chew it?

Amy: Oh, hasafashafsas for sure, I'm not a coward

Shintaro, frozen in the act of raising a fork of hot meat into his mouth: *so freaking confused*

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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!!!