[Chase and Kai, after doing something stupid that was definitely Chase's idea]

Chase: Kai, it's fine, Dad won't find out

Shintaro: *walks in and leans on the doorway with crossed arms and a cool smile*

Shintaro: Hello boys. 

Chase: HE KNOWS

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Falte: Okay, I figured out a fool-proof method of determining if someone is truly evil

Shintaro: And that is?

Falte: If they dislike Abby, they're evil

Shintaro: Yeah, okay, that's pretty solid logic

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Linda: That was my sarcastic voice

Moon: You know, it sounds a lot like your regular voice

Linda: So I've been told

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Abby: Maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way

Thorn: The wha- No I want my gold

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Falte: Shh. Do you hear that? Do you know what that sound was?

Everyone else: No, what?

Falte, twitching: That was the sound of my patience shattering into a billion pieces.

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Chase: I feel like autocorrect is that kid in class who very confidently yells out wrong answers

Kai:

Kai: I hate how weird that sounds and yet I have to agree

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Rachel: Do you ever get that feeling where you look at someone and your heart skips a beat?

Gabriel: That's called arrhythmia 

Rachel: I get that feeling every time I look at y-

Gabriel: That's serious, you can die from it

Rachel: ...

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Kai: I need advice

Chase: *trying to use mozzarella sticks as chopsticks* I am here for you

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Linda, hoarsely: I think I'm losing my voice

Amy: Haha, guess that means you can't yell at me anymore

[later that day]

Amy: Turns out, Linda is even scarier when she's quiet

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Abby: *wakes up feeling sad*

Everyone else: *jolt awake* something's wrong

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Shintaro: Chase would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.

Kai: 

Kai: Chase would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.

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Chase to Nanami: Stay here, okay? If anyone tries to mess with you, go for the eyes

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Moon: I am my own person. 

Moon: I listen to no one.

Moon: I make the rules.

Moon: I am the supreme leader.

Moon: What I say goes.

Moon: I am the most powerful person in the entire world.

Ruby, from another room: Moon, come here for a moment.

Moon:

Moon: Fine.

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Kai, to Abby: I would do anything for you

Kai: You want the moon? The stars? The sun? I'll get them all for you

Abby, innocently: I want you to have 3 meals a day and a regular sleeping schedule 

Kai: ...

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Falte, concerned: When was the last time you slept?

Shintaro, holding his sixth cup of coffee: Yes

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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!!!