Kai: *singing under his breath* Sometimes to stay alive you've got to kill your mind...

Shintaro: *concerned dad noises*

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Chase and Abby: We will now torture you

Kai, crossing his arms: Good luck with that

Abby: I think you're sweet and handsome

Kai, tensing: Wait...

Chase: You deserve to be cared for

Kai, backing up: No

Abby: You're feelings and needs are valid and deserve to be heard 

Kai: I need a safe word!

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Kai: Is there something on my face? 

Abby: Hm?

Kai: You keep staring at me

Abby: Shoot, I'm sorry. I didn't realize I was being that obvious. There's nothing on your face, I promise

Kai: Then why the staring?

Abby: ... Honestly? I just really want to play with your hair

Kai: Okay.... Go ahead, I guess

Abby, gasping: WAIT REALLY!?!?

Kai, shrugging nonchalantly but fighting a smile: M-hmm, do whatever

Abby: *sprints out of the room and returns with brushes and clips*

Kai: *tries desperately not to burst into laughter*

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Shintaro: *experiences an emotion*

Shintaro: *crushes it like a soda can*

Shintaro: Anyway

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Amy: I heard Chase say he was taking Kai to Dairy Queen so I sneaked into his car and they had no idea I was there

Amy: When Chase asked Kai what he wanted, I popped up from the floor and said "I was thinking about a milkshake"

Amy, grinning: I have never heard two people scream louder

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Shintaro: Falte, our can opener is broken!

Chase: So it's a can't opener?

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Chase, after consuming enough caffeine to kill three horses, crawling around the room rapidly: WHERE ARE THE FRESH CHILDREN FOR ME TO FEAST UPON

Kai, holding up a cross, backing himself into a corner: ⊙_⊙ what the frick what the frick what the frick what the frick what the FRICK WHAT THE FRICK WHAT THE FRICK-

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Amy: Nothing can mess you up more than the realization that the alphabet doesn't have a real reason to be in order

Everyone else:  ಠ_ಠ

Kai, screaming: WHY THE FRICK HAVE YOU BROUGHT THIS UPON LAND?!?!?!

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Shintaro: Don't worry, I'm fine

Falte: You got STABBED, Shintaro! You are NOT FINE!

Shintaro: I've been stabbed before!

Falte, exasperated: You do understand that you DON'T BUILD UP AN IMMUNITY FOR STAB WOUNDS RIGHT

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Kai: Are you having second thoughts?

Chase, with a "what" face: I never have second thoughts. That's the luxury of having great first thoughts

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Chase: Maybe no one stole it. Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it

Falte: I did not eat my book, Chase

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Chase, still awake at 3 AM: When an earthquake happens, coffins become underground maracas

Kai, eyes wide and staring at the ceiling:  

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(I can SO see this happening between these two because they took forever to establish their relationship XD)

Linda: Hey, can you help me with my wedding?

Shintaro, heart sinking: Oh... you're getting married?

Linda: Yeah, I am

Shintaro, clenching his teeth: That's... nice. What do you want me to do?

Linda, grabbing his arms with an urgent face: Be my husband

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Kai, sighing: Abby, you really need an award for putting up with me

Abby, sweetly: You're my award, Kai *hugs him*

[later] 

Shintaro: Linda, you need an award for putting up with me 

Linda: Heck yeah I do, you can be really something sometimes

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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!!!