Abby: *is sad*

Amy: CODE RED CODE RED

Chase: Kai, hold her hand, I'll get snacks!!

Rachel: I'll turn on a movie!

Linda: *aggressively wraps Abby in a fluffy blanket*

Abby: :)

Everyone: *sighs in relief*

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Shintaro: Chase, no!

Chase, standing still: What?!

Shintaro: Sorry, force of habit. Amy, no!

Amy: Not me either, dude.

Shintaro: Oh...

Shintaro: Then who lit the kitchen on fire?

Falte: *silent in the corner*

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Linda: I know we don't always see eye to eye with things-

Chase: That's because you're too short

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Thorn: You're violent

Linda: Yeah, but I'm short, so apparently it's adorable

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Moon: What's the worst decision you've ever made?

Chase: Insulting Kai in front of Abby

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Falte: You can't make everyone like you. You're not Abby.

Thorn: Not everyone likes Abby.

Falte: Who doesn't? 

Thorn: Well-

Falte: Names, now. Give me their names. 

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[before Kai and Abby got together]

Kai: I do not have a crush on Abby!

Kai: She's just someone I stare at and think about all the time and when she's not there it ruins my day

Falte: *facepalms*

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Linda, completely disgusted: ew

Linda: people

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Chase: I failed the safety course today

Kai: Why? What happened?

Chase: Well, one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"

Kai: And?

Chase: And apparently "FREAKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer

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Amy: Okay but, if you think about it, the process of singing the birthday song and cutting the cake is extremely satanic 

Shintaro: Um no? How is it satanic? 

Chase, reading: "A small gathering of people huddle around an object of fire, chanting ritualistically a repetitive song in unison until the fire is blown out and a knife is stabbed into the object"

Amy: Satan gets a little stronger every time a birthday ritual is preformed 

Abby, terrified while Kai is hugging with her with an >:o expression: Can we please not do this on my birthday

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Shintaro: Where's Kai? 

Chase: He's taking a short nap

Shintaro: *proud*

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Falte, shouting from the kitchen: Pots and pans are not supposed to be squishy, right? 

Shintaro, reading on the couch: Right.

Falte, walks in: *holds up a partially melted pan* So, that this happened is weird, right?

Shintaro, without even blinking: That's impossible. Congratulations. 

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Shintaro: *walks into the kitchen*

Falte, cooking an egg directly on the stove-top without a pan or any other sort of barrier between the raw egg and the heating implement: Good morning Shintaro!

Shintaro: *turns around and walks back out of the kitchen*

(Huh, two Falte's-horrible-cooking-skills ones! XD)

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Abby: So what did the paper in your fortune cookie say? 

Chase, eating the whole cookie: The what in my what- 

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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!!!