Chase: *falls down*

Abby: Are you okay??

Chase: Yeah I was just checking if gravity still works

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Kai: I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it

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Abby: *sneezes* 

Everyone: Bless you our precious little cinnamon roll

Thorn: *sneezes* 

Everyone: Get that diseased thing away from us

(Thorn would just burst out laughing here XD)

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Abby: I don't think I'm that cute...

Kai: WAT

Abby: o-o

Kai: YOU ARE THE CUTEST LITTLE THING EVER!!! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO YOURSELF!!!

Abby: Kai-

Kai: NO ONE IN THIS WORLD IS AS CUTE AS YOU!!! YOU ARE THE MOST PRECIOUS THING EVER!!!!

Abby, touching his hand: Kai... Everyone in the restaurant is staring at us...

Kai: O//////o

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Chase: Sometimes, my family will say "Chase, what do you think you're doing?" 

Chase: But that just means stop. They don't actually wanna know my thought process

Linda: You're right I don't

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Shintaro: You have feelings for me? 

Linda: Yeah... but it's kind of disrupting my whole heartless vibe, so I don't know.

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Chase: Kai!

Kai: 

Chase: pspspspspsps

Kai: I'm not a cat.

Chase: Then why did it work? 

Kai:

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Kai: God really messed me up

Chase, confused: How so? 

Kai: My love language is physical affection but I hate it when people touch me

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Kai: Come here

Chase: Why?

Kai: Just come here

Chase: No, you're gonna hit me

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Amy: The flavor of water is just its temperature

Kai, rubbing his temple: You and Chase are just doing this to annoy me, aren't you?

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Shintaro: ... what are you doing? 

Kai, sitting on the kitchen floor in the dark eating ice cream straight out of the tub with a fork: my best

(BONUS: Shintaro, the next morning: Hey, Falte... uh, remember when you asked about the symptoms of teen depression?)

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Amy: What if ducks threw bread back at you

Chase: You'd have to duck 

Kai: I hate both of you

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Chase, jokingly, to Kai: I should have Linda kill you for that 

Linda, entering the room with a sword: You called?

Chase: Linda no-

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Abby: I love you

Kai, laying face-down on the floor with his arms sprawled in front of him: I know

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Kai: Can you pass me my will to live?

Thorn: *yeets everyone across the table*

(BONUS: Kai: GAHAHHFGHD WHAT THE CRAP *gets pummeled by everyone*

Thorn: What? You asked me to.)

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Chase: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE

Chase: *aggressively throws water bottles*

Kai: Uh...

Linda: He's trying to yell mental health and well-being into us

Chase: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!!!

Abby, crying: It's working

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Amy: Um.. I accidentally ate the last of Chase's cake, how long do you think I have to live?

Linda, not even looking up from her book: Ten

Amy: Ten what?!

Chase, appearing behind Amy: Nine

Amy, jumping: OH SH-

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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!!!