Chase: I made that whipped coffee stuff today. Took six pounds of instant espresso 

Abby: Please tell me you didn't consume six pounds of espresso

Chase: I can feel colors

Abby, concerned: DaaaaaaAAAAD!

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Kai: You have the right to remain silent.

Chase: But do I have the ability??

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Shintaro, Kai, Linda, and Abby: *chilling in the living room*

Chase, walking out of the hallway: Good morning, God has let me live another day and I'm about to make it everybody's problem *wink and finger guns*

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Kai: How am I supposed to sleep when gingerbread men live in houses made out of their friends' flesh

Chase, from the top bunk: Are you freaking okay???

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Chase: Why don't snakes just roll down hills sideways?

Kai: Please just go to sleep

Shintaro: Why in the world do you have a point

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(I made this one up)

Amy, walking into the room: Hey, where's the sexy grandpa?

Linda: ... WhO?

Amy: You know, your sexy grandpa? 

Linda: *blinks*

Linda: What the HECK

Shintaro, from the kitchen: I AM NOT THAT OLD!!

Amy: You're not denying that you're sexy though

Shintaro: *choking sounds*

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Chase: Music is just wiggly air

Kai: Please don't do this to me right now

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[at a hospital]

Chase: How did I end up here??

Linda, crossing her arms: Like always, you laughed too hard at your own joke and blacked out.

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Kidnapper: We have your kid

Falte: KAI??

Kidnapper: Yes

Shintaro, as Falte is panicking: Well dang, good luck with that

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Gabriel: Your existence is confusing

Amy: What the? How??

Gabriel: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me

Amy, facepalming: Dude, it's called friendship

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Kai: *is sad*

Chase, enthusiastically: I HAVE EMOTIONAL JUMPER CABLES! I'll boost you, just attach like so...

Kai: this is just a hug

Chase: But is it working?

Kai: ... yeah

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Chase, freaking out: I don't even know what I'm feeling right now

Abby, trying to help him: Try describing it?

Chase: *breathes in*

Chase: *HIGH PITCHED SCREAMING*

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Chase: I am an adorable agent of chaos

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Abby, pounding into Kai's room: GIVE ME BACK WHAT YOU STOLE

Kai, startled: But I didn't steal any-

Abby, smothering him in a hug: MY HEART

Chase, walking into the room: Hey guys! 

Chase: *SHOCK*

Chase, panicking: KAI ARE YOU CRYING WHY ARE YOU CRYING STOP IT RIGHT NOW

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Amy: Our oldest member is so wise. I wonder what he's thinking right now

Falte, internally: When I blow air like 'haah' it's hot but when I blow air like 'hooh' it's cold

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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!!