Gabriel: Ugh I think I'm getting sick

Amy: How come? 

Gabriel: I keep getting these random flushes and heart palpitations. Rachel gave me her strangely over-sized hoodie, but I think it made it worse. 

Amy: -_-

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Kai: Have you ever heard of common sense? 

Chase, curious: Don't think so. What are some of their songs? 

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Abby, on the phone with Kai: My hands are stuck in the Pringles can. Both of them. 

Kai, at the store: Wha- Then how-

Abby, desperately: It doesn't matter how I called just please come home and help me

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Kai: Eck- There's a bug in our room!

Chase: Oh, there's no need to be scared of a little- OH MY LORD IT'S A BEE *flees*

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Chase: Must you always attack me with words?

Kai: Do you want me to use rocks? 

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Linda: Hey Amy, did you ever notice that there's a "u" in stupid?

Amy, insulted: Well- There's also an "i" in it too!

Amy: 

Amy: Wait

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Chase: The floor is lava!

Kai: *helps Abby onto the counter* 

Linda: *shoves Shintaro off the sofa* 

Shintaro: O_o *thump*

Chase: As you can see, there are two types of couples

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Moon: You call it a near death experience, I call it a vibe check from God

Nanami, Chase, and Amy: *nods* 

Shintaro, from across the room: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TEACHING THEM?!

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Amy: Ey, Shin

Shintaro, absently: Yes?

Amy: How long can someone stay in the washing machine without drowning? 

Shintaro: *looks up sharply from the book he was reading*

Shintaro: Where's Chase

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Chase: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Kai: I do have a sense of humor you know

Chase: I've never heard you laugh before

Kai: Because I've never heard you say something funny

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Thorn: You can say "have a nice day" with no problem

Thorn: But you can't say "enjoy the next 24 hours" without sounding vaguely threatening 

Shintaro: *sitting in bed with a book and staring at Thorn, who is perched atop a bookshelf like Spider-Man*

Shintaro: How did you get into my house

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Amy, tapping Linda: Linda Linda Linda

Linda, agitated: WhAt

Amy: Bats eat spiders, right? So what if Batman decides to eat Spider-Man one day? Will he be okay? 

Linda: They're not even in the same-

Chase, from the couch: O_o Oh my gosh

(I swear, I wrote Spider-Man in the quote above without realizing I would find one with Spider-Man in it-)

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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!!!