Murderer, on the phone: I can see you.

Chase: 

Murderer: 

Chase: Do I look good?

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Abby: *kisses Kai's cheek*

Kai: What is this?

Abby, giggling: Affection

Kai: Disgusting

Kai: 

Kai, tapping his cheek: Do it again

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Chase: Do you ever get like... water hungry?

Falte, giving him the "what the heck" look of the century: ... Thirsty? 

Chase: .-. Water hungry.

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Shintaro: *carrying all the groceries in both arms* 

Linda: *reaches out to help* 

Shintaro: *switches all the groceries to one arm to hold Linda's hand*

Linda: That's not what I- Okay

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(I am totally using this as an alternate universe quote or something where they like grew up as normal children XD)

Shintaro: when i was younger i had a crush on a girl in my class and didn't know how to deal with it so i wrote her a letter that just said "get out of my school"

Linda, looking up from her book: ಠ_ಠ 

Linda: THAT WAS YOU?!

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Kai, coming around the corner: What was that? 

Chase, crouched on the floor: My shirt fell

Kai: It sounded a lot heavier than that...

Chase: I was in it

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Chase: Hey, what if I put coffee in my cereal instead of milk?

Kai: *quickly walks away with the whole coffee machine* What if you don't?

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Amy: Hey, what would you do if I was kidnapped? 

Linda: Wait thirty minutes until you were voluntarily given back.

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Linda: Are you okay?

Kai: Yeah, I'm fine

Linda, narrowing her eyes: What exactly does fine mean?

Kai: It means I'm perfectly content but also wouldn't mind if the sun exploded right now and killed us all

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Chase: Don't you think it's weird that people kill mosquitoes because they're annoying? 

Chase: Like, man, if people did that to each other I would've been dead by now.

Kai, annoyed: indeed

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Chase: Why did the chicken cross the road? 

Linda, rolling her eyes but going along: I don't know. Why?

Chase: To get to the ugly witch's house

Chase: Knock knock

Linda, skeptical: Who's there? 

Chase: The chicken

Linda: 

Chase: 

Linda: I won't punch you on one condition

Chase: What's that? 

Linda: Go tell that joke to Moon right now

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Chase, grinning hysterically: *has gotten like 3 hours of sleep and is very random and weird when he's tired* I am bed, bath, and beyond-

Kai, so done with him: disappointed with you

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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!!!